Joe Rogan

Like any tool [drugs] can help you or hurt you.

— Joe Rogan

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

— Joe Rogan

No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.

— Joe Rogan

Excellence in anything increases your potential in everything.

— Joe Rogan

Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot

— Joe Rogan

I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.

— Joe Rogan

I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we're evolving as a race.

— Joe Rogan

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.

— Joe Rogan

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"

— Joe Rogan

Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.

— Joe Rogan

I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to…

— Joe Rogan

The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel.

— Joe Rogan

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

— Joe Rogan

Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be…

— Joe Rogan

Any comic like myself owes everything he has to Lenny Bruce. He was the originator. The godfather of uncensored American stand-up is…

— Joe Rogan

You're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.

— Joe Rogan

I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this…

— Joe Rogan

Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you…

— Joe Rogan

Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f**k is this?'…

— Joe Rogan

["Faggot"] is a great word! The whole thing about language is, it's supposed to be broadcasting your intentions. These are my intentions…

— Joe Rogan

I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where…

— Joe Rogan

I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a…

— Joe Rogan

When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show…

— Joe Rogan

I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the…

— Joe Rogan

I was like, "This is a new thing that the gay people have decided? That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in…

— Joe Rogan

For those that have said I seemed dickish to some of the nuttier guests on Joe Rogan Questions Everything - guilty as…

— Joe Rogan

I brought something back from those experiences [with drugs] which made me softer, open to other ideas. And I've learned from listening…

— Joe Rogan

I definitely had one guy come up to me and ask if I knew where to get DMT. He had a crewcut…

— Joe Rogan

There's a lot of people that I disagree with that I think I could have interesting conversations with. What I don't want…

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The beautiful thing about podcasting is it's just talking. It can be funny, or it can be terrifying. It can be sweet.…

— Joe Rogan

When you're jealous, especially of someone else's art or creations you automatically put up these selfish walls that reinforce your stupid ideas.…

— Joe Rogan

I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.

— Joe Rogan

To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.

— Joe Rogan

People are scared man, they're scared of the void.

— Joe Rogan

We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.

— Joe Rogan

It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.

— Joe Rogan

If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake.

— Joe Rogan

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

— Joe Rogan

Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.

— Joe Rogan

When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.

— Joe Rogan