I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children. — Jim Butcher Children Copy Share Image
“beer is an excellent argument that there is a God, and that furthermore, He wants us to be happy.” — Jim Butcher Beer Copy Share Image
Dammit, Dresden, if you want to know about me, wait for the autobiography like everyone else. — Jim Butcher Autobiography Copy Share Image
Keep it up, wise guy. I'm always going to be taller than you once you're lying unconscious on the ground. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Sticks and stones and small caliber bullets may break my bones... Words will never, et cetera. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“They say we wizards are subtle. But believe you me, we've got nothing, nothing at all, on women .” — Jim Butcher Feminism Copy Share Image
“You can’t win a war sitting behind a wall and hoping the enemy decides to leave.” — Jim Butcher War Copy Share Image
I like to stay cozy with my paranoia, not pass her around to my friends and family. — Jim Butcher Cozy Copy Share Image
“Ogres were wyldfae--they could work for either Winter or Summer, and they could have a range of personalities and temperaments running the… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I put it down to the paranoia of advancing age. It isn't like I'm all that old or anything, especially for a… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Now, Lily said, her burning voice bitter. Now you give me a choice. The ministar flared to life in her palm again.… — Jim Butcher Lily Copy Share Image
“I think that men ought to treat women like something other than just shorter, weaker men with breasts. Try and convict me… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
When I finally got tired of arguing with her and decided to write a novel as if I was some kind of… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Fear was wisdom in a situation like this, and he was pleased that Folly was obviously intelligent enough to know it. He… — Jim Butcher Fear Copy Share Image
“If you’re ever in a spooky situation and have a strong instinct that you are being watched, hunted, or followed, I advise… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
When I started, I was pretty sure I was going to be writing some goofy little wizard novels that might make me… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Something like this will test you like nothing else," Mac said. "You're going to find out who you are, Harry. You're going… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“There was a low growling sound and the Munstermobile came gliding up out of the parking garage, dripping water from its gleaming… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Wait. You don't understand. I just wanted it to stop. Wanted the hurting to stop." I smoothed a bloodied lock of hair… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“You're going to have to take care of yourself," Karrin said quietly. "Over the next few weeks. Rest. Give yourself a chance… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“We followed him through the wealthy splendor of the house. Hardwood floors. Custom carved woodworking. Statues. Fountains. Suits of armor. Original painting,… — Jim Butcher Money Copy Share Image
“I read an article once that said that when women have a conversation, they’re communicating on five levels. They follow the conversation… — Jim Butcher Body language Copy Share Image
“I turned to Grey again. “The point is, killing someone is almost never the smart move, long term. Sometimes it’s got to… — Jim Butcher Killing Copy Share Image
“That's arrogance, Harry. " he said, gently. "On a level so deep, you don't even realize it exists. And do you know… — Jim Butcher Arrogance Copy Share Image
People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story. — Jim Butcher Animal Copy Share Image
He wasn't evil as much as magnificently innocent of any kind of morality. — Jim Butcher Character Copy Share Image
Even in winter, the cold isn't always bitter, and not every day is cruel. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
