Homer

“What is proper to hear, no one, human or divine, will hear before you.”

— Homer

To heal divisions, to relieve the oppress'd, In virtue rich; in blessing others, bless'd.

— Homer

“Not at all similar are the race of the immortal gods and the race of men who walk upon the earth”

— Homer

“I know not what the future holds, but I know who holds the future.”

— Homer

Lay ye down the golden chain From Heaven, and pull at its inferior links Both Goddesses and Gods.

— Homer

It is not possible to fight beyond your strength, even if you strive.

— Homer

“What are the children of men, but as leaves that drop at the wind's breath?”

— Homer

What is this word that broke through the fence of your teeth, Atreides?

— Homer

By Jove the stranger and the poor are sent, and what to those we give, to Jove is lent.

— Homer

There is no fouler fiend than a woman when her mind is bent to evil.

— Homer

You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age.

— Homer

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice.

— Homer

So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace - neither good looks nor intelligence nor eloquence.

— Homer

Do thou restrain the haughty spirit in thy breast, for better far is gentle courtesy.

— Homer

down from his brow she ran his curls like thick hyacinth clusters full of blooms

— Homer

Servants, when their lords no longer sway, Their minds no more to righteous courses bend.

— Homer

“Many are the birds who under the sun's rays wander the sky; not all of them mean anything”

— Homer

Nothing in the world is so incontinent as a man's accursed appetite.

— Homer

Far from me be the gift of Bacchus--pernicious, inflaming wine, that weakens both body and mind.

— Homer

I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T ... Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T.

— Homer

“I detest that man, who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks forth another”

— Homer

I only hope those rumors I hear about what goes on in prison are greatly exaggerated.

— Homer

Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact.

— Homer

It's about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks!

— Homer

“...an irresistible sleep fell deeply on his eyes, the sweetest, soundest oblivion, still as the sleep of death itself...”

— Homer

Accept these grateful tears...For thee they flow, for thee... That ever felt another's woe.

— Homer

In every sorrowing soul I pour'd delight, And poverty stood smiling in my sight.

— Homer

To labour is the lot of man below; And when Jove gave us life, he gave us woe.

— Homer

All deaths are hateful to miserable mortals, but the most pitiable death of all is to starve.

— Homer

Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves.

— Homer

By mutual confidence and mutual aid - great deeds are done, and great discoveries made

— Homer

Hateful to me as are the gates of hell, Is he who, hiding one thing in his heart, Utters another.

— Homer

To speak his thoughts is every freeman's right, in peace and war, in council and in fight.

— Homer

The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek.

— Homer

The outcome of the war is in our hands; the outcome of words is in the council.

— Homer

Forgetful youth! but know, the Power above With ease can save each object of his love; Wide as his will extends his…

— Homer

A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.

— Homer

I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me.

— Homer

For I am yearning to visit the limits of the all-nurturing Earth, and Oceans, from whom the gods are sprung.

— Homer