A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future. — George Bernard Shaw Bachelor Copy Share Image
Your father is a fool skin deep; but you are a fool to your very marrow. — George Bernard Shaw Father Copy Share Image
In gambling the many must lose in order that the few may win. — George Bernard Shaw Gambling Copy Share Image
From a very early age, I've had to interrupt my education to go to school. — George Bernard Shaw Age Copy Share Image
Let wife and child perish, and lay bricks for your last crust, rather than part with an iota of your [copy]rights. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Nothing is more dreadful than a husband who keeps telling you everything he thinks, and always wants to know what you think. — George Bernard Shaw Husband Copy Share Image
Poverty blights whole cities; spreads horrible pestilences; strikes dead the very souls of all who come within sight, sound, or smell of… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. — George Bernard Shaw Communication Copy Share Image
The only person who acts sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measure anew every time he sees me. Everyone else goes… — George Bernard Shaw Beauty Copy Share Image
If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
While we ourselves are the living graves of murdered animals, how can we expect any ideal living conditions on this earth? — George Bernard Shaw Earth Copy Share Image
Changeable women are more endurable that monotonous ones; they are sometimes murdered but never deserted. — George Bernard Shaw Changeable Copy Share Image
I appeal to the chemists to discover a humane gas that will kill instantly and painlessly. In short- a gentlemanly gas deadly… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The shot Irishmen will now take their places beside Emmet and the Manchester Martyrs in Ireland, and beside the heroes of Poland… — George Bernard Shaw Belgium Copy Share Image
It is necessary for the welfare of society that genius should be privileged to utter sedition, to blaspheme, to outrage good taste,… — George Bernard Shaw Genius Copy Share Image
What is self-control? It is nothing but a highly developed vital sense, dominating and regulating the mere appetites. To overlook the very… — George Bernard Shaw Discipline Copy Share Image
He who has nothing to assert has no style and can have none: he who has something to assert will go as… — George Bernard Shaw Conviction Copy Share Image
You do not settle whether an argument is justified by merely showing that it is of some use. The distinction is not… — George Bernard Shaw Animal Copy Share Image
No use slaving for me and then saying you want to be cared for: who cares for a slave? If you come… — George Bernard Shaw Care Copy Share Image
“But I cant stand saying one thing when everyone knows I mean another. Whats the use in such hypocrisy? If people arrange… — George Bernard Shaw Hypocrisy Copy Share Image
Where there is no knowledge ignorance calls itself science. — George Bernard Shaw Ignorance Copy Share Image
“The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.” — George Bernard Shaw Garden Copy Share Image
It is in the hour of trial that a man finds his true profession. — George Bernard Shaw Career Copy Share Image
Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius. — George Bernard Shaw Common sense Copy Share Image
Every dream is a prophecy: every jest is an earnest in the womb of Time. — George Bernard Shaw Dream Copy Share Image
Political necessities sometime turn out to be political mistakes. — George Bernard Shaw Mistakes Copy Share Image
Only where there is pecuniary equality can the distinction of merit stand out. — George Bernard Shaw Distinction Copy Share Image
I no longer desire happiness: life is nobler than that. — George Bernard Shaw Desire Copy Share Image
We need men who can dream of things that never were, and ask why not. — George Bernard Shaw Dream Copy Share Image
Make money and the whole nation will conspire to call you a gentleman. — George Bernard Shaw Gentleman Copy Share Image
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. — George Bernard Shaw Alcohol Copy Share Image
If pity is akin to love, gratitude is akin to the other thing. — George Bernard Shaw Gratitude Copy Share Image