“Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.” — George Bernard Shaw Animal Copy Share Image
I aint such a mug as to put up my children to all I know myself. — George Bernard Shaw Children Copy Share Image
“There are no secrets better kept than the secrets that everybody guesses.” — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutrient from cows. — George Bernard Shaw Animal Copy Share Image
Poverty does not produce unhappiness: It produces degradation. — George Bernard Shaw Degradation Copy Share Image
Science never solves a problem without creating ten more. — George Bernard Shaw Problem Copy Share Image
Education can and should do much influence social, moral and intellectual discovery by stimulating critical attitudes of thought in the young — George Bernard Shaw Attitude Copy Share Image
Power is the faculty or capacity to act, the strength and potency to accomplish something. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Once there was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time is called the Dark Ages.… — George Bernard Shaw Age Copy Share Image
Most married couples spend the whole day apart, the woman in the house, the man in the office or study or workshop. — George Bernard Shaw Couple Copy Share Image
If the wicked flourish and the fittest survive, Nature must be the god of rascals. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Englishmen hate Liberty and Equality too much to understand them. But every Englishman loves a pedigree. — George Bernard Shaw Ancestry Copy Share Image
Forget about likes and dislikes. They are of no consequence. Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness but… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Affection between adults - if they are really adult in mind and not merely grown up children - and creatures so relatively… — George Bernard Shaw Adults Copy Share Image
We must not stay as we are, doing always what was done last time, or we shall stick in the mud. Yet… — George Bernard Shaw Civilization Copy Share Image
Do you think that the things people make fools of themselves about are any less real and true than the things they… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Giuseppe? Everything he says is wrong. GIUSEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then… — George Bernard Shaw Funny Copy Share Image
Nothing can save us from a perpetual headlong fall into a bottomless abyss but a solid footing of dogma; and we no… — George Bernard Shaw Abyss Copy Share Image
What we are confronted with now is a growing perception that if we desire a certain type of civilization and culture we… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
A statesman who confines himself to popular legislation - or, for the matter of that, a playwright who confines himself to popular… — George Bernard Shaw Blind Copy Share Image
“Pasteboard pies and paper flowers are being banished from the stage by the growth of that power of accurate observation which is… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I was a cannibal for twenty-five years. For the rest I have been a vegetarian. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Take the utmost care to get well born and well brought up. — George Bernard Shaw Birth Copy Share Image
First love is a little foolish and a lot of curiosity. — George Bernard Shaw Curiosity Copy Share Image
Man's inhumanity to man is only surpassed by his cruelty to animals — George Bernard Shaw Animal Copy Share Image
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. — George Bernard Shaw Affair Copy Share Image
You don't get tired of muffins, but you don't find inspiration in them. — George Bernard Shaw Inspiration Copy Share Image
The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. — George Bernard Shaw Birthday Copy Share Image
