Ellen DeGeneres

Be kind to one another. Bye, bye.

— Ellen DeGeneres

My life is perfect even when it's not.

— Ellen DeGeneres

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

— Ellen DeGeneres

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.

— Ellen DeGeneres

I'm a fan of people getting together.

— Ellen DeGeneres

“If someone says you're weird, say thank you.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

I grew up in a very conservative home.

— Ellen DeGeneres

It's nice when people love you…for you.

— Ellen DeGeneres

Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.

— Ellen DeGeneres

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.

— Ellen DeGeneres

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything.

— Ellen DeGeneres

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!

— Ellen DeGeneres

I do fantasize about having my own shop one day.

— Ellen DeGeneres

I don't consider myself an interviewer as much as an entertainer.

— Ellen DeGeneres

We're just trying to find happiness in the bodies and minds we were given, like everyone else.

— Ellen DeGeneres

It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.

— Ellen DeGeneres

The legend goes that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I was thinking... that must be hard to put all…

— Ellen DeGeneres

Our flaws are what makes us human. If we can accept them as part of who we are, they really don't even…

— Ellen DeGeneres

The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should…

— Ellen DeGeneres

The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure…

— Ellen DeGeneres

I'm not going to say who looks the most beautiful, but it's clear. It's Jared Leto. I mean, he's the prettiest. Boy…

— Ellen DeGeneres

I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her…

— Ellen DeGeneres

I don't want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: "That's a…

— Ellen DeGeneres

We put the wrong emphasis on what beauty is and what health is. Health is being vibrant and having energy and being…

— Ellen DeGeneres

I still get scared at night. Every tiny creak, every little noise, I open my eyes real wide and listen with them.…

— Ellen DeGeneres

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their…

— Ellen DeGeneres

If we're destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff, there's got…

— Ellen DeGeneres

For a long time I thought I knew for sure who I was. I grew up in New Orleans and became a…

— Ellen DeGeneres

Hello?..Oh, hi Tom. Ooh, I've been dying to see that movie...Mmm no, I just opened up some yogurt. I am in for…

— Ellen DeGeneres

It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they fun when they happen? No.…

— Ellen DeGeneres

Start thinking positively. You will notice a difference. Instead of 'I think I'm a loser,' try 'I definitely am a loser.' Stop…

— Ellen DeGeneres

I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's called marriage. I…

— Ellen DeGeneres

“I was raised very, very strictly with Christian Science. I didn't have a shot or an aspirin or anything until I was…

— Ellen DeGeneres

If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you're not Jesus, you should start telling people your birthday is on June 9…

— Ellen DeGeneres

Then you have these people in the movie theaters that talk the whole time during the movie. You ever go with somebody…

— Ellen DeGeneres

“If we lived each day as our last, I bet we'd all be a lot more honest with people, because we wouldn't…

— Ellen DeGeneres

“a lot of young viewers, but I also have a lot of older viewers. This chapter is for my older fans—those of…

— Ellen DeGeneres

Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny…

— Ellen DeGeneres

“But Charlie and I have a very special relationship and I wanted to let her know I was home. Don't worry, I'm…

— Ellen DeGeneres

“Sometimes I get so lost in the moment, I start running around my yard, flapping my arms like a seagull at the…

— Ellen DeGeneres