Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess. — Dov Davidoff Girlfriend Copy Share Image
Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away. — Dov Davidoff Awkwardness Copy Share Image
Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death. — Dov Davidoff Comedy Copy Share Image
Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with… — Dov Davidoff Baby Copy Share Image
We're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping. — Dov Davidoff Awe Copy Share Image
Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
