Todays Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones. — Danish Phones Copy Share Image
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status? — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
Knowing you are the last generation to remember life before the internet. — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
Couples are dating, singles are waiting, hoes are mating, &' real love is fading. — Danish Love Copy Share Image
People will stab you in your back and then ask why your're bleeding. — Danish Backstabbing Copy Share Image
Don't ever regret the things you did wrong. Regret the good things you did to the wrong people. — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
I wake up to see the world's ill, how many kids have these wars killed, how many family can't afford bills, I… — Danish War Copy Share Image
Never compare your love story to those in movies bcoz those were written by scriptwriters & yours is written by GOD. — Danish Love Copy Share Image
Money cant buy you happiness? Well it's better to cry in a ferrari as compare to sohrab's cycle! — Danish Copy Share Image
A moment of silence for those girls and boys who don't work because they are Prince/Princesses on Facebook. — Danish Being famous Copy Share Image
I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . .… — Danish Copy Share Image
A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer… — Danish Computers Copy Share Image
If I only had one minute to live, I would spend all sixty seconds telling you how much I love you. — Danish Copy Share Image
Whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you? — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough. — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
Recpect old people: They graduated high school without Google or Wikipedia. — Danish Copy Share Image
EXAMS To your friends: Dude, I'm Going To Fail! To your parents: The Test Was Easy. — Danish Exams Copy Share Image
