Charlaine Harris

“I had passed; I had become the thing that had happened to me.”

— Charlaine Harris

“Food, the southern offering on the altar of crisis.”

— Charlaine Harris

Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf.

— Charlaine Harris

“You're like a rose blooming in an untended garden.”

— Charlaine Harris

“Well, screw him. I'd tried my best.”

— Charlaine Harris

“You can get more skilled, Sookie, but can't get any better.”

— Charlaine Harris

Better to be screwed physically than financially.

— Charlaine Harris

“Eric was usually pretty Anglo-Saxon about sex.”

— Charlaine Harris

“I want to call you all those gooshy words you use when you love someone, no matter how stupid it sounds.”

— Charlaine Harris

“Probably these children were not demonic. Possibly they were quite typical. But collectively, they were hell.”

— Charlaine Harris

I certainly think we're going to see more and more graphic novels and more illustrated novels.

— Charlaine Harris

My first word for the New Year was 'exsanguinate.' This was probably not a good omen.

— Charlaine Harris

There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.

— Charlaine Harris

You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised. "Yes." "That's . . . crazy, Sookie.

— Charlaine Harris

“Those words are not a magical formula. They're not going to open my heart to you.”

— Charlaine Harris

Softie was not a word you could use in the same sentence as Eric.

— Charlaine Harris

I've often wished when I started a book I knew what was going to happen. I talked to writers who write 80-page…

— Charlaine Harris

America is obsessed with youth. We all want to look young forever, and vampires do. They are caught in their prime, if…

— Charlaine Harris

The world seemed a bad and terrible place, all its denizens suspect, and I the lamb wandering through the valley of death…

— Charlaine Harris

“One of the most wonderful, and the most appalling, things about Eric loving me was that he didn't give a shit about…

— Charlaine Harris

I want to be first. I know that’s selfish, and maybe unattainable, and maybe shallow. But I just want to come first…

— Charlaine Harris

“But I have no sex feelings about you, and I kind of feel the sleeping-together thing is just odd. So we're not…

— Charlaine Harris

Who wants a bag of bones?” he said, with absolute sincerity. “I don’t want to hurt myself on the sharp edges of…

— Charlaine Harris

“Can I help you up?” "No,” she said bitterly. “I prefer to drag myself along the hardwood floor.” "Bitch,” I said, squatting…

— Charlaine Harris

“[Eric] 'So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to…

— Charlaine Harris

“Though I was having a blissful moment of being happy and content, I had one of those stray ideas you get at…

— Charlaine Harris

We could go back," he said. In the dome light of the car, his face looked hard as stone. "We could go…

— Charlaine Harris

There were definitely parts of my character I didn’t approve of, and maybe from time to time I had moments when I…

— Charlaine Harris

In the world I lived in, the world of human people, there were ties and debts and consequences and good deeds. That…

— Charlaine Harris

“Was I just curious about what the agenda might be at a vampire summit? Did I want the attention of more undead…

— Charlaine Harris

“Did we have sex?" he asked directly. For about two minutes, this might actually be fun. "Eric," I said, "we had sex…

— Charlaine Harris

“That would do the trick," he said hoarsely. "Jesus, Harper, I don't understand why we don't have guys following us from town…

— Charlaine Harris

“Well, they got married. No one pulled a Jane Eyre...”

— Charlaine Harris

I am self-educated from genre books.

— Charlaine Harris

If I have to choose between you and me - I like me better.

— Charlaine Harris

Life had sure been simpler when I hadn't dated.

— Charlaine Harris

“Vampires, bringing America together!”

— Charlaine Harris

“Sometimes you just have to roll in it.”

— Charlaine Harris

“My bullshit metre is reading that as false'.”

— Charlaine Harris

Coffe is the perfume of morning.

— Charlaine Harris