It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
I would've asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
I so seldom had to dispose of a human body myself, I was at a loss. Fairies turned into dust, and vampires… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
We could go back to your house. I can stay with you always. We can know each others bodies in every way,… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
My mother finally took me to a child psychologist, who knew exactly what I was, but she just couldn’t accept it and… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
If Hunter hadn't been there, I would've picked up the phone to call Eric. I would've asked him to bring a shovel… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
By the way, I haven't heard an 'I'm sorry' from you yet." My sense of grievance had overwhelmed my sense of self-preservation.… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
We want to climb in with you,' Dermot said. 'We'll all sleep better.' That seemed incredibly weird and creepy to me -… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
We could go back," he said. In the dome light of the car, his face looked hard as stone. "We could go… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eyeing us side by side in the mirror. Sure is, Girlfriend." Eric grinned at… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Don’t you just hate nights like that, when you think over every mistake you’ve made, every hurt you’ve received, every bit of meanness you’ve… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share
All the pictures on the walls, they all white as lilies and smiling like alligators. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share
“Te quiero -dijo- Nada de lo que hagas o digas podrá cambiarlo. Si me pidieras que enterrase un cadáver, o que me cargase a… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share
You think that it’s not magic that keeps you alive? Just ‘cause you understand the mechanics of how something works, doesn’t make it any… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share
“Sookie: "Eric, when I'm back to being myself, I'm going to nail your ass for putting me in this position of being pledged to… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share
“For a moment they all looked at Dermot incredulously, as if he'd just announced he was going to birth a kangaroo.” — Charlaine Harris Copy Share
There’s no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share
Pam said, "Sookie, I brought you something, too. I never thought I'd want to spend time with a human, but you're more tolerable than… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share
For any writers at all, read everything you can and then put your butt in the chair and write. That's all there is to… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share
“There were toes. Those toes wouldn’t be happy piggies. But they didn’t have any right to be in the way.” — Charlaine Harris Copy Share
My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share
