“...I would have told a thousand lies to have him, and a thousand more to keep him.” — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“At first, gratitude felt like love. Now it felt like swallowing razor blades” — Alexis Hall Gratitude Copy Share Image
“Why, in all the vastness of the world, did a sparkly idiot from Essex make me feel alive?” — Alexis Hall Idiot Copy Share Image
“Here lies Kate Kane, killed in a foreplay accident. Beloved daughter. Sorely missed.” — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“Nim handed me a mug of tea. I took a sip and it was just how I like it, strong and sweet.… — Alexis Hall Coffee Copy Share Image
“But, in truth, I would have told a thousand lies to have him, and a thousand more to keep him.” — Alexis Hall Lies Copy Share Image
“The Dream is the city, and if we find it's heart in the Dream, then we find it's heart in the world.” — Alexis Hall Dream Copy Share Image
“He grinned, teeth and dimples and freckles moving like dust in a ray of sunlight. "Ayup, petal." Oh ” — Alexis Hall Dimples Copy Share Image
“The sight of him stirred a wanting that was starting to feel familiar, though it was less frantic tonight. It was a… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“In daylight and up close, he was merciless, all smiles and freckles, the brightest, boldest flame a moth could wish for.” — Alexis Hall Daylight Copy Share Image
“So, lemme get this right. We're gonna make a go of it. You and me? Togevver? Even though I'm orange and you're… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“I fended them off as best I could while trying to shield my eyes but, tragically, I'd left my flamethrower in my… — Alexis Hall Humour Copy Share Image
“Is this just a polite way of saying you need time to recover from my flat? I won't lie. It was fairly… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“He was wearing a gleaming cream-coloured linen suit, and a Panama hat. The weirdest thing about this was that he was not… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“The cottage pie was about as wholesome and straightforward as you could get. It was food for winter evenings and happy days.… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“I was playing games with myself, putting up a show of resistance, as if I could take it or leave it. But… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“How can you like him? Even putting aside the fact you've spent the last five years telling me you're incapable of liking… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“I’d gone without once before—it hadn’t been the worst thing in the world, and it would have probably passed into actively okay… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“The tapestry of my life was a ruin of unravelling threads. The brightest parts were a nonsensical madman's weaving. And now every… — Alexis Hall Bipolar Copy Share Image
“I'd wasted so much of my life. So many of my days, and all of my promise, all of my dreams, lost… — Alexis Hall Bipolar Copy Share Image
“Um, this is kind of a whole lot more than you kneeling on the floor while I wank. Are you absolutely sure… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“I'd been about to say something...something...about human naivety...and the fact we had no fundamental right to happiness...or something...but his hand moved over… — Alexis Hall Happiness Copy Share Image
“Whatever the internal mechanism that moderated the human capacity for joy, mine had long been broken beyond repair. And I knew this… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“This was another fossil of a joke. I couldn't remember where it'd come from, I had a horrible feeling it might have… — Alexis Hall Joke Copy Share Image
“I have to rescue my girlfriend from a killer shit faery, and I’ve got no way to carry my magic sword.” — Alexis Hall Sword Copy Share Image
“This is a thing he can do. He can make himself into a gift. And what it makes me feel is humble.… — Alexis Hall Gift Copy Share Image
“All sense, all judgement, overthrown by a h-dropping, glottal-stopping glitter pirate, and I didn't have to care.” — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“So what else you into, then? I mean except reading and writing, talking like the Queen, and dressing like my granddad?” — Alexis Hall Reading and writing Copy Share Image
“Are we going to kick arse and take names, Miss Kane?" "I was thinking we'd maybe just ask them some questions. Politely.” — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“Was it wrong that I kind of wanted to do her right there? Okay, Kate. Be professional about this. Also you have… — Alexis Hall Girlfriend Copy Share Image
“I gotta say, babes," he said in a nasal Essex whine, "you're giving me sutcha bedroom look." I stared down into his… — Alexis Hall Babes Copy Share Image
“Will you stop comparing me to your grandparents? Or I'm going to think there's something peculiar in your continued interest in sleeping… — Alexis Hall Grandparents Copy Share Image
“The smart thing to do was quit while I was ahead, but I wasn't really ahead and I've never been a quitter” — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“I closed my eyes, trying to pretend I lived in a universe that contained only my cock and his hand. And lazy… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“If it wasn't for werewolf cousins, there'd be far fewer fashion interns, It boys, graphic novelists, bespoke shoe boutiques, and sushi-haggis fusion… — Alexis Hall Werewolf Copy Share Image
“He wasn't here to satisfy my idle curiosities. And it held its own fascinations: a man who talked like an innocent and… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“Around us the city glittered in shades of orange and silver, like a paste jewel in a tinfoil crown.” — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“Miss Kane, I have been worried. Sorry, I've been in a faery closet and a werewolf dungeon. Business or pleasure? Business.” — Alexis Hall Business Copy Share Image
