Hey I just met you, & this is crazy. But I'm on bath…

“Say Morg--you mind if I use the rest of your bath salts? There's only a little left.”

— Shirley Jackson

There are powdered salts, chunked salts, salts shaped in different ways with various additives to work perfectly with processed foods. All of them are…

— Michael Moss

Acid Salts have the Power of Destroying the Blewness of the Infusion of our Wood [lignum nephreticum], and those Liquors indiscriminatly that abound with…

— Robert Boyle

I love a long bath with Epsom salts.

— Myha'la

Most smoked salts are made with liquid smoke, which is a condensate, but really, really good smoked salt is literally smoked.

— Grant Achatz

Californians are people who insist on growing their own vegetables, but they won't dig up the pretty lawn, won't plant anything for fear of…

— P. J. O'Rourke

They always gives me bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bath stuff and…

— Terry Pratchett

I daily disconnect and read a good book or listen to a good sermon or call a friend or my mom and talk on…

— Kim Alexis

If there was any drug that was to symbolize the people that ate our heroes, it seems like bath salts was a good idea.…

— Seth Rogen

That awkward moment when you're alone with someone you just met.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you're left alone with someone you just met.

— Anonymous

“There was a stack of jars containing deliquescent bath salts, to which someone had fixed a rather sad and jaunty little notice announcing, in…

— Terry Pratchett

Don't rush ahead to unfounded conclusions about someone you've just met. Rumors and gossip don't mean a thing. In order to capture the real…

— Anonymous

Call your girlfriend. I think it's time you talked. Give your reasons. Say it's not her fault. But you just met somebody new.

— Anonymous

“Bath salts, plant food, crystal meth? Get you some Purple Crack and let the madness begin.”

— Andrew Crevier