Bath salts, plant food, crystal meth? Get you some Purple…

“The lesson here is that a giant cupcake tattoo is typically an indication of two things: (1) Sister go her hands on some crystal…

— Laurie Notaro

“First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches. May she be Beautiful…

— Tina Fey

My mom:I think you should do your homework. Me:well, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth, but then I think mmm, better not.

— Kaylee

“The maple brings tourists who come to marvel at the blazing colours of the autumn leaves and it brings cash dollars in the form…

— Stephen Fry

“The decision-making part of the brain of an individual who has been using crystal meth is very interesting. When Carly and Andy were in…

— Dina Kucera

If I talk about the bad old days of crystal meth for too long, I start getting like, "Oh...speed...that was delicious..." But in general,…

— Michelle Tea

Being with the president’s daughter, no matter who the president is, you are connected to the most powerful political force on earth, and that’s…

— Rufus Wainwright

“I asked the boy who wept what it felt like, crystal meth, the prettiest name for a drug besides heroin. Crystal methamphetamine. His head…

— Hannah Lillith Assadi

“Imagine this: Ice is coming to YOUR house. Can you HEAR it knocking? Are you ready? What will YOU do?”

— Cornelia Connie D. DeDona

Let's say you're in a situation where crystal meth can help you. Like, I don't know, you have too many teeth.

— Dave Attell

Doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break.

— Third Eye Blind

“The clown was an evil one. They’re either good or bad, and this one was definitely the latter.”

— Chris Thrall

“The local dealers were cutting their coke with crystal meth”

— Edward Williams

“As a result, our big “attic” room was a Hispanic gathering place. Afternoons, it was crowded with boys from Venezuela and Cuba, jabbering away…

— Tom Robbins

Boy:i think this is the part when we kiss...girl:sometimes I thibnk this is the time to do crystal meth but then I think mmm…

— Tamika-leeigh