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If you read 'Lord of the Rings' and dismiss it as a lie because it has orcs and elves, you're missing the whole point…

— Doug TenNapel

Human beings should stick together. Honestly, if I see a red-haired person with blue eyes now, I say, 'Is your granny black?'

— Grace Jones

I think you've still got to try to be good, day-to-day. You see a granny, you hold the door open for her. You just…

— Sami Zayn

Find the story, Granny Weatherwax always said. She believed that the world was full of story shapes. If you let them, they controlled you.…

— Terry Pratchett

I don't believe in happy endings. Children have got to face death sooner or later. Granny and Grandpa die, dogs die, cats die, gerbils…

— Raymond Briggs

I have four grandchildren now and I love being a granny.

— Sunny Ozell

Granny Ditto always referred to perfume as 'smell good' and for me it's an essential. I have a sweetheart who's extremely allergic to most…

— Beth Ditto

“Mo Sheanmháthair Ar ais arís lá breá Lúnasa Canach geosadáin ar foluain Ar chuile leoithne ghaoithe Do theach ina sceatraigh Na cróite ina snaois,…

— Deirdre Brennan

I don't want to hurt you, Mistress Weatherwax," said Mrs Gogol. "That's good," said Granny. "I don't want you to hurt me either.

— Terry Pratchett

Anyone can write an academic piece directed at other academics. To write something that delivers an argument and a gripping storyline to someone's granny…

— Simon Schama

My grannies would both bake things like shortbreads and cookies. I think whenever I smell those kinds of things it really takes me back…

— Curtis Stone

“She considered that the future was a frail enough thing at best, and if people looked at it hard they changed it. Granny had…

— Terry Pratchett

I never thought my granny, somebody that was born down South, who witnessed America when it was segregated, would see, in her lifetime, an…

— Nipsey Hussle

I used to go out wearing any old rubbish, no make-up, nothing, but since mobile phones, that has all had to stop. People do…

— Joanna Lumley

I gave my players a version of the same message at ten-to-three every Saturday: 'I would shoot my granny right now for three points…

— Brian Clough