So I'm humping, jumping, sipping and skipping.

Still humping the American Dream

— Hunter S. Thompson

“Humping my leg like a dog in heat every time I'm around you doesn't prove you like me, Daemon.' Daemon clamped his mouth shut,…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

I can still advocate for a marginalized community, while also thinking dog humping is really funny.

— Patti Harrison

You can't be forgiven for dry humping your boyfriend

— big Bang Theory] Penny

“Dry-humping, I believe it's called.”

— Michael Muhammad Knight

There's a very fine line between giving someone the Heimlich maneuver and dry-humping a stranger.

— Demetri Martin

A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know.

— Nikhil Saluja

I was minding my own buisness long before you and the princess started humping like rabbits.

— Julie Kagawa

“Because enough talking. It was time for the goddamned kissing, hard and fast and smooth and slow and any and every way in between,…

— SE Jakes

The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

“Do not blame me, Goodfellow.” Grimalkin blinked, managing to sound bored and indignant at the same time. “I was minding my own business long…

— Julie Kagawa

“Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants while dry humping.”

— Jay McLean

“Shit! Just my luck. My body is telling me to start humping, my heart is telling me to run, and my mind is sitting…

— Harper Sloan

Good sex is a mystery. Perhaps humping and pumping is not a mystery, but good sex is a mystery, and how human beings become…

— Erica Jong

“I’ve always loved this, what silly people disregard as humping but what aficionados call frottage – this feeling a guy over every inch of…

— Ben Monopoli