What kind of woman agrees to a blind date at the top of a…

“Slowly, Gobber stood up. Carefully, he removed his helmet from his head, and placed it very gently on the chest of the dead Goliath.”

— Cressida Cowell

If my career were a hairstyle, it would be helmet-head.

— Laura Dern

“Life kicks you on the face, especially the moment you take the helmet off your head to stop and rest.”

— Vikrmn

“And love is for victims." She shoved her helmet onto her head. "And like you said, I don't have that luxury anymore.”

— Heather Burch

With a hangover and with fear, it is difficult to put a helmet on your head.

— Tim O'Brien

Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.

— Abigail Van Buren

“I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.”

— Stephanie McAfee

Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by.…

— Rodney Dangerfield

I'm a person who likes to hang out. I would never go on a blind date. That sounds like the most uncomfortable thing on…

— Kirsten Dunst

People would always try and set me up, which was awkward. You can't set me up on a blind date because she will automatically…

— Declan Donnelly

I want to go on a blind date but with someone who is actually blind, so I don't have to: wear pants, do my…

— Anonymous

Now anyone who has ever been on a blind date is well familiar with “The Moment”—that moment where you first walk into the bar…

— Julie James

I went on a blind date yesterday. Her name was :.::

— Anonymous

Never take a blind date to a silent film.

— Geoffrey Parfitt

It's a great historical joke that when the Spanish met the Aztecs, it was a blind date made in serve-you-right heaven. At the time,…

— A. A. Gill