I had a reputation for scary smiles that sent children…

“I hoped she used protection when getting naked with him. Chainmail underneath a hazmat suit should be enough.”

— Ann Charles

“This was turning into a B-rated Mexican soap opera, all pasión caliente and bad acting. I slammed the cupboard door into his face, a…

— Ann Charles

“Without warning, I stomped my heel down on Detective Hawke’s toe. Hard. He squealed and did a one-footed jig. I debated on clapping along.”

— Ann Charles

“I’m seeing someone.” He grinned sheepishly. “Well, not officially, but we’re screwing around every chance we get.” “Oh, that’s … uh … wonderful.” Hallmark…

— Ann Charles

This used to be a funhouse but now it's full of evil clowns. It's time to start the countdown. I'm gonna burn it down…

— P!nk

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

— Jimmy Fallon

We are in the same tent as the clowns and the freaks-that's show business.

— Edward R. Murrow

A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.

— Ellen DeGeneres

“If you bake a cupcake, the world has one more cupcake. If you become a circus clown, the world has one more squirt of…

— Steven E. Landsburg

Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you.

— Dan Harmon

Statesmen are grocers, ambitious clowns.

— Dejan Stojanovic

I don't have a negative perception of clowns.

— Andy Muschietti

I had a dream that a clown named dimples keep leaving the radio on in my room

— Anonymous

When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.

— Darynda Jones

There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

— D. J. MacHale