Alarm clocks were invented by fork-tongued devils…

“answer. Donald’s dysfunctional belief was related to Janine’s, but he’d held on to it for much longer—a life of responsible and successful work should…

— Bill Burnett

My phone is an alarm clock, a flashlight, a music player and a digital camera.

— Anonymous

“Something, which the police called a bomb, had exploded in his shed. Investigations were begun, and the efforts of the authorities were soon to…

— Ernst von Salomon

Here in the UK the audience immediately reacts and they get the fact that: "What would be the most annoying thing in the world?"…

— Duncan Jones

We've already seen digital picture frames pre-loaded with viruses; I'm not eager to have my refrigerator hacked or my alarm clock turned against me.

— Jamais Cascio

The beloved may be treacherous, greasy-headed and given to evil habits, or else it can be a man in his late forties who works…

— Kelly Link

“I have a dream. And in this dream I’m under the covers in bed, just a few scant inches away from Carter’s body. I…

— Tara Sivec

“Men know what they want. Men make concrete plans. Men own alarm clocks. Men sleep on a mattress that isn’t on the floor. Men…

— Mindy Kaling

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police..

— Mitchell Sakundiak

“Tip #2: No more alarm clocks”

— Mary Helen Conroy

“(On differences between men and boys) Men know what they want. Men make concrete plans. Men own alarm clocks. Men sleep on a mattress…

— Mindy Kaling

As a performer, I wanted to be the loudest, most persistent alarm clock I could be, because there didn’t seem like any other way…

— Marilyn Manson

Stress is an alarm clock that lets you know you're attached to something not true for you.

— Byron Katie

“You know the horrible life of the alarm clock – it’s a monster that has always appalled me because of the number of things…

— Jacques Vache

I could barely function as an adult; I slept through alarm clocks and lost train tickets mid-journey.

— Sara Pascoe