DECALOGUE, n. A series of commandments, ten in number…
“DECALOGUE, n. A series of commandments, ten in number --just enough to permit an intelligent selection for observance, but not enough to embarrass the choice. Following is the revised edition of the Decalogue, calculated for this meridian. Thou shalt no God but me adore: 'Twere too expensive to have more. No images nor idols make For Robert Ingersoll to break. Take not God's name in vain; select A time when it will have effect. Work not on Sabbath days at all, But go to see the teams play ball. Honor thy parents. That creates For life insurance lower rates. Kill not, abet not those who kill; Thou shalt not pay thy butcher's bill. Kiss not thy neighbor's wife, unless Thine own thy neighbor doth caress Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete Successfully in business. Cheat. Bear not false witness --that is low -- But hear 'tis rumored so and so. Cover thou naught that thou hast not By hook or crook, or somehow, got. --G.J.”
About This Quote
This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.
A satirical re‑imagining of the Ten Commandments that twists moral rules into self‑interest and absurdity.
In simple terms: Satire turns commandments into selfish advice.
Key Takeaway
Question the motives behind moral rules.
Themes
satire
morality
humor
critique
self‑interest
Mood
ironic
critical
wry
Type
satirical
philosophical
cautionary
When to use this quote
- political speeches
- corporate ethics
- personal decision‑making
- legal compliance
Key Concepts
ethical relativism
social commentary
absurdism
Questions to Reflect On
- How does humor reveal hidden selfishness?
- When does satire become cynicism?
A Different Perspective
Satire may obscure genuine moral reflection.