We don't wife our husbands and we don't child our parents.

I don't do husbands. I don't do children.

— Marina Abramovic

Sensitive husbands don't like second billing.

— Joan Crawford

One wife is too much for most husbands to bear, But two at a time there's no mortal can bear.

— John Gay

Among the Tibetans, one wife has many husbands, because men are too poor to support a whole wife.

— Bertrand Russell

There are few husbands whom the wife cannot win in the long run, by patience and love.

— Margaret of Valois

Even so husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.

— Paul the Apostle

Pregnancy humbles husbands. After an initial rush of male pride they quickly recognise the minor role that nature had assigned them in the drama…

— Jeffrey Eugenides

Some women have the best husbands. Others make the best of the husbands they have.

— Ann Landers

The greatest way to get most husbands to eliminar la celulitis do one thing is to suggest that perhaps they're also old to do…

— Anne Bancroft

Great men don't nessarily make good husbands.

— Lisa Kleypas

Far too many husbands fail to recognize that what your wife wants and needs most from you is your concern for her soul.

— Dennis Rainey

Some men are born husbands; they have a passion for domesticity, for a fireside, for a home. Yet, curiously, these men very rarely stay…

— Ada Leverson

There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.

— Adela Rogers St. Johns

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

— Helen Rowland

“Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana