Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors and never invite them round to dinner. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Hey this is terrific!" Zaphod said. "Someone down there is trying to kill us!” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Zaphod Beeblebrox, adventurer, ex-hippie, good-timer (crook? quite possibly), manic self-publicist, terrible bad at personal relationships, often thought to be completely out to… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Much to his annoyance, a thought popped into his mind. It was very clear and very distinct, and he had now come… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Zaphod Beeblebrox crawled bravely along a tunnel, like the hell of a guy he was. He was very confused, but he continued… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“I wonder who this ship belongs to anyway," said Arthur. "Me," said Zaphod. "No. Who it really belongs to." "Really me," insisted… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“One of Zaphod's heads looked away. The other turned round to see what the first was looking at, but it wasn't looking… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Zaphod Beeblebrox, adventurer, ex-hippie, good-timer, (crook? quite possibly), manic self-publicist, terribly bad at personal relationships, often thought to be completely out to… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
You ARE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' 'Yeah,' said Zaphod, 'but don't shout it out or they'll all want one.' 'THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' 'No, just… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Wow,' said Zaphod Beeblebrox to the Heart of Gold. There wasn't much else he could say. He said it again because he… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Good evening," it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, "I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“The President in particular is very much a figurehead—he wields no real power whatsoever. He is apparently chosen by the government, but… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
What a wonderfully exciting cough,' said the little man, quite startled by it, 'do you mind if I join you?' And with that he… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
The technology involved in making anything invisible is so infinitely complex that nine hundred and ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine million, nine hundred… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
“Eight hours West sat a man alone on a beach mourning an inexplicable loss. He could only think of his loss in little packets… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
“The Universe, the whole infinite Universe. The infinite suns, the infinite distances between them, and yourself an invisible dot on an invisible dot, infinitely… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
People always make this totally artificial distinction between what is commercial and what is good. They quote that maxim "Nobody ever lost money underestimating… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
Does God know he [exists]?" "Of course he does. Otherwise, you could not have asked the question, and I could not have answered. — Douglas Adams Copy Share
“When we told our guide that we didn't want to go to all the tourist places he took us instead to the places where… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
“But Douglas was a genius, because he saw the world differently, and more importantly, he could communicate the world he saw.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share
“The bits which did mean anything were often so wonderfully buried that no one could ever spot them slipping past in the avalanche of… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
You come to me for advice, but you can't cope with anything you don't recognize. Hmmm. So we'll have to tell you something you… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
