He shifted his weight from foot to foot, but it was equally uncomfortable on each. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Life,” said Marvin dolefully, “loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
What's up?" [asked Ford.] I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
One always overcompensates for disabilities. I'm thinking of having my entire body surgically removed. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The most misleading assumptions are the ones you don't even know you're making. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“He was following the Earth through its days, drifting with the rhythms of its myriad pulses, seeping through the webs of its… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Some say that the universe is made so that when we are about to understand it it changes into something even more… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The system of life on this planet is so astoundingly complex that it was a long time before man even realized that… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
WOKING (vb.) To enter the kitchen with the precise determination to perform something only to forget what it is just before you… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“You cannot see what I see because you see what you see. You cannot know what I know because you know what… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturitions are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“It is of course perfectly natural to assume that everyone else is having a far more exciting time than you. Human beings,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I think all cats are wild. They only act tame if there´s a saucer of milk in it for them. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Sir,' I said to the universe, 'I exist.' 'That,' said the universe, 'creates no sense of obligation in me whatsoever. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I say what it occurs to me to say when I think I hear people say things. More I cannot say. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
In cases of major discrepancy its always reality thats got it wrong ... reality is frequently inaccurate. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
If you really want to understand something, the best way is to try and explain it to someone else. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
What a wonderfully exciting cough,' said the little man, quite startled by it, 'do you mind if I join you?' And with that he… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
The technology involved in making anything invisible is so infinitely complex that nine hundred and ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine million, nine hundred… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
“Eight hours West sat a man alone on a beach mourning an inexplicable loss. He could only think of his loss in little packets… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
“The Universe, the whole infinite Universe. The infinite suns, the infinite distances between them, and yourself an invisible dot on an invisible dot, infinitely… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
People always make this totally artificial distinction between what is commercial and what is good. They quote that maxim "Nobody ever lost money underestimating… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
Does God know he [exists]?" "Of course he does. Otherwise, you could not have asked the question, and I could not have answered. — Douglas Adams Copy Share
“When we told our guide that we didn't want to go to all the tourist places he took us instead to the places where… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
“But Douglas was a genius, because he saw the world differently, and more importantly, he could communicate the world he saw.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share
“The bits which did mean anything were often so wonderfully buried that no one could ever spot them slipping past in the avalanche of… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
You come to me for advice, but you can't cope with anything you don't recognize. Hmmm. So we'll have to tell you something you… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
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