I think we have different value systems." —Arthur "Well mine's better." —Ford — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
You can't possibly be a scientist if you mind people thinking that you're a fool. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Anything that thinks logically can be fooled by something else that thinks at least as logically as it does. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Imagine" he said, "never even thinking, 'We are alone,' simply because it has never occurred to you to think that there's any… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I don’t know what I’m looking for.” “What not?” “Because … because … I think it might be because if I knew… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
One always overcompensates for disabilities. I'm thinking of having my entire body surgically removed. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“He was alone with his thoughts. They were extremely unpleasant thoughts and he would rather have had a chaperon.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I say what it occurs to me to say when I think I hear people say things. More I cannot say. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I think media are at their most interesting before anybody's thought of calling them art, when people still think they're just a… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
All you really need to know for the moment is that the universe is a lot more complicated than you might think,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
He was a man who was charged with the work he did in life because he was not one to ask questions… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
If I want to read something that's really giving me something serious and fundamental to think about, about the human condition, if… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“It faintly irritated him that Zaphod had to impose some ludicrous fantasy on to the scene to make it work for him.… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Yes, it is true that sometimes unusually intelligent and sensitive children can appear to be stupid. But stupid children can sometimes appear… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
So, the world is fine. We don’t have to save the world—the world is big enough to look after itself. What we… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, " This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“If I were not an atheist, I think I would have to be a Catholic because if it wasn’t the forces of… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I begged her, 'Please don't leave me stranded in the middle of some primitive zarking forest with no medical help and a… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Yes, I think I use the term radical rather loosely, just for emphasis. If you describe yourself as atheist some people will… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
[The kakapo] is an extremely fat bird. A good-sized adult will weigh about six or seven pounds, and its wings are just… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Despite the fact that an Indonesian island chicken has probably had a much more natural life than one raised on a battery… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
He was a man who was charged with the work he did in life because he was not one to ask questions… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I think that growing up in a crowded continent like Europe with an awful lot of competing claims, ideas, cultures, and systems… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
We no longer think of chairs as technology, we just think of them as chairs. But there was a time when we… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
But the reason I call myself by my childhood name is to remind myself that a scientist must also be absolutely like… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Being virtually killed by a virtual laser in a virtual space is just as effective as the real thing, because you are… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I think all cats are wild. They only act tame if there´s a saucer of milk in it for them. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only see what you were expecting. Most scientists forget… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I tend to get very suspicious of anything that thinks it's art while it's being created. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
He sniggered. He didn't like to think of himself as the sort of person who giggled or sniggered, but he had to… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
What was the self-sacrifice?" I jettisoned half of a much-loved and I think irreplaceable pair of shoes." Why was that self-sacrifice?" Because… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
What a wonderfully exciting cough,' said the little man, quite startled by it, 'do you mind if I join you?' And with that he… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
The technology involved in making anything invisible is so infinitely complex that nine hundred and ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine million, nine hundred… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
“Eight hours West sat a man alone on a beach mourning an inexplicable loss. He could only think of his loss in little packets… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
“The Universe, the whole infinite Universe. The infinite suns, the infinite distances between them, and yourself an invisible dot on an invisible dot, infinitely… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
People always make this totally artificial distinction between what is commercial and what is good. They quote that maxim "Nobody ever lost money underestimating… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
Does God know he [exists]?" "Of course he does. Otherwise, you could not have asked the question, and I could not have answered. — Douglas Adams Copy Share
“When we told our guide that we didn't want to go to all the tourist places he took us instead to the places where… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
“But Douglas was a genius, because he saw the world differently, and more importantly, he could communicate the world he saw.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share
“The bits which did mean anything were often so wonderfully buried that no one could ever spot them slipping past in the avalanche of… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
You come to me for advice, but you can't cope with anything you don't recognize. Hmmm. So we'll have to tell you something you… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
![“[The kakapo] is an extremely fat bird. A good-sized adult will weigh about six or seven pounds, and its wings are just about good for waggling a bit if it thinks it's about to trip over something — but flying is out of the question. Sadly, however, it seems that not only has the kakapo forgotten…” quote by Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/fa4/douglas-adams-122_adults_the-kakapo-is-an-extremely-fat-bird-a-go_2909273.jpg)
