There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk. — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
This is the one holiday where our full-blown alcoholism could possibly go undetected. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The human mind tends to get addicted to the things that take away the pain and relieve mental stress. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stoners live and stoners die but in the end we all get high so if in life you dont succeed fuck that… — 420 Smoke Fest Copy Share Image
I'm a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren't a part of… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
First the man takes a drink; then the drink takes a drink; then the drink takes the man. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The sterner self of the Populace likes bawling, hustling, and smashing; the lighter self, beer.” — Matthew Arnold Copy Share Image
“If my neighborhood were wine, connoisseurs would describe it as “shitty, with overtones of failure and poor life decisions.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Now is the time to throw a bottle at their heads," I thought to myself. I picked up the bottle... and filled… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
“Men got better with age, like wine. Women, on the other hand, were like cheese- aged was good to a degree, then… — Debra Webb Copy Share Image
“The crowd quieted as a whole, but more than one creature cursed under his breath, "Not Regin." A drunk hunched over the… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“A little work with an ordinary household screwdriver can provide a handy and non-confrontational way of limiting the beer consumption of your… — Andre the BFG Copy Share Image
Mom still has a huge, beautifully decorated Christmas tree. The whole family comes together after midnight mass and has the traditional plum… — Malaika Arora Khan Copy Share Image
“There you might celebrate that fact by consuming a Three Mile Limit, a drink that literally commemorated the end of U.S. territorial… — Ted Haigh Copy Share Image
For it was Saturday night, the best and bingiest glad-time of the week, one of the fifty-two holidays in the slow-turning Big… — Alan Sillitoe Copy Share Image
It seems like a dangerous concept to have someone who's just your drinking buddy. Someone you have nothing in common with, if… — Olivia Wilde Copy Share Image
There can be no doubt that smoking nowadays is largely a miserable automatic business. People use tobacco without ever taking an intelligent… — J. B. Priestley Copy Share Image
It would be a good time to replace the drug war with something more constructive. The cure offered the drug war today… — George McGovern Copy Share Image
