Only one thing is certain: if pot is legalized, it won't be for our benefit but for the authorities. To have it… — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
Modern life ... is often a mechanical oppression and liquor is the only mechanical relief. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say, "Don't… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Stoner's live and stoner's die But in the end we all get high And if in life we don't succeed Fuck the… — Miss Michelle Wilson Copy Share Image
Eventually my goal is get a place in Ojai where I can have animals and a big garden. Just drink wine all… — Michelle Branch Copy Share Image
Growing hemp as nature designed it is vital to our urgent need to reduce greenhouse gases and ensure the survival of our… — Jack Herer Copy Share Image
I'm officially middle-aged. I don't need drugs anymore, thank God. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast. — Jonathan Katz Copy Share Image
I know why we can't have a frank discussion with our policymakers - if you're in the government or in law enforcement… — Steven Soderbergh Copy Share Image
Addiction should never be treated as a crime. It has to be treated as a health problem. We do not send alcoholics… — Ralph Nader Copy Share Image
One of life's gifts is that each of us, no matter how tired and downtrodden, finds reasons for thankfulness: for the crops… — J Robert Moskin Copy Share Image
And there, row upon row, with the soft gleam of flowers opened at morning, with the light of this June sun glowing… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Think of the wonders uncorked by wine! It opens secrets, gives heart to our hopes, pushes the cowardly into battle, lifts the… — Horace Copy Share Image
Dehortations from the use of strong liquors have been the favourite topic of sober declaimers in all ages, and have been received… — Charles Lamb Copy Share Image
I'm still going to enjoy my life off the pitch and I don't think that has interfered with my life on it.… — Russell Latapy Copy Share Image
I do smoke, but I don't go through all this trouble just because I want to make my drug of choice legal.… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
I love champagne, but I don't have champagne every night. If I go out, and I want to have a drink, I'll… — Lori Loughlin Copy Share Image
You Ever Smoked blunt And Asked Yourself. . . . Where the fuck is Dora the Explorer parents At That Bitch Is… — Bear The Creator Copy Share Image
A good glass of red wine or maybe a little bit too much every now and then is just fine. Heavy boozing,… — Floor Jansen Copy Share Image
Great wine requires a mad man to grow the vine, a wise man to watch over it, a lucid poet to make… — Salvador Dali Copy Share Image
My life sucks when I’m only half-aware of it. If I quit drinking and saw what it’s really like, I’d probably jump… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
I smoke too much whether it's going well or badly. After all these years, I definitely associate having a pen in my… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
The roots of addiction can be seen in our search for happiness in something outside of our self, be it drugs, relationships,… — Lee L Jampolsky Copy Share Image
“...The drunk and the maimed both are dragged forward out of the arena like a boneless Christ, one man under each arm,… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
Si's a red wine fanatic; I'm a white wine fanatic. Which is good, because it means you get a bottle to yourself! — Dave Myers Copy Share Image
“I believe in 'Positives' not Negatives the only thing about Alcohol I'm Powerless over is those Damn Taxes” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even… — Steven Hall Copy Share Image
Cuz nigga I smoke good everyday. I probably live the life that you wish you could everyday. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
There's loads of stuff we should be drinking before a game but before I was a bit too lazy. — Emile Smith Rowe Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that Ex-lovers Are really dying for you to telephone them at four… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I drink when I want and how much I want. Sometimes I get in really bad states, but it doesn't cause me… — Kelvin Fletcher Copy Share Image
“Now, my intention was to drink just enough to dull the senses, but intentions should never be mixed with alcohol.” — Kirt J. Boyd Copy Share Image
“We don’t need to take off our pants and stand naked in the snow to experience the harshness of life; a clever… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
I never drink. I cannot do it, on equal terms with others. It costs them only one day; but me three, the… — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
Flat fields produce mediocre grapes, but rolling hills produce the greatest grapes. Why? Because the vines must struggle for survival. — Billy Cannon Copy Share Image
Knock knock Cudi open up it's Chip, gotta kush pack shells and some Henny would could sip. — Kid Cudi Copy Share Image
“This is for the sneeze I lost. I won’t drink to your memory, but I will snort some pepper to see your… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Imported actors, like certain wines, sometimes do not stand the ocean trip. This can be as true of American actors in Europe… — Edna Ferber Copy Share Image