Ice in the chamber, beer in the bong, weed on the bowl smoke till we're gone. — Makai1k5 Copy Share Image
You can no more keep a Martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. — Bernard DeVoto Copy Share Image
The worst is when you wake up hung over and you didnt even drink the night before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I smoke a cigar or two a day. I did have a brownie once. It made me sleepy. — Barney Frank Copy Share Image
The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
No one should do drugs thinking that they will make a great record. That's not the way to go, for sure. — Ronnie Radke Copy Share Image
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
Do not let friars enter your wine cellars for fear they will bless every barrel and change the wine into blood. — John Wycliffe Copy Share Image
“Heroin was a coping mechanism that I had used to deal with my underlying fears. They were the real problems; heroin wasn't… — Pax Prentiss Copy Share Image
A jar of wine so priceless did not deserve to die. and Never think of leaving perfume or wines to your heir.… — Martial Copy Share Image
The priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the passage of day with some purchased relief. — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
Wanna know where the weeds at? Well I'll give u a hint. just follow the scent rising outta my tent. — Kottonmouth Kings Copy Share Image
“Take three pints of water, and, having warmed it, add half a teacupful of wine. Put into this mixture a quantity of… — Algernon Bertram Freeman-Mitford Copy Share Image
I like smoking at home. I like it to be one of the last things I do that day. I don't wake… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
My personality is just innately even-keeled. I'm not such a huge daredevil. Which is not to say I'm not a passionate woman.… — Vera Farmiga Copy Share Image
“One day a greasy landowner will drag the peasants before the Zembro Court for trespass, and the next, if it's a holiday,… — Anton Checkov Copy Share Image
“Luke passed him a glass of the red wine we’d been drinking. Liam looked at it but didn’t take it from him.… — Lesley Jones Copy Share Image
“We recognize that you've used substances to try to regain your lost balance, to try to feel the way you did before… — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
Men speak of dreaming as if it were a phenomenon of night and sleep. They should know better. All results achieved by… — Lew Wallace Copy Share Image
Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult. Many people find smoking objectionable. I myself… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
“I rarely acquire any enthusiasm for the opposite sex outside of being drunk.” — Claire-Louise Bennett Copy Share Image
Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need? — Harry Caray Copy Share Image
There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have. — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
“ The rest are ruined. No fumbling drunk in my bed would top what I'd just felt.” — Kalayna Price Copy Share Image
Part of it went on gambling, and part of it went on women. The rest I spent foolishly. — George Raft Copy Share Image
People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause population. F**k more the Merrier — ISetMyFriendsOnFire Copy Share Image
Cigar smoking by it's very nature is much more reflective than interactive. — Michael Douglas Copy Share Image
I want to make Chateau Monlot a grand wine, emblematic of the Bordeaux vineyards. — Zhao Wei Copy Share Image
Methamphetamine. You may as well put a gun to your head and pull the trigger. — Irene Guenzel Copy Share Image
