The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here you know I… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I… — Dean Martin Copy Share
I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman. — Dean Martin Copy Share
When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table. — Dean Martin Copy Share
With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life. — Dean Martin Copy Share
“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy” — Dean Martin Copy Share
Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's… — Dean Martin Copy Share
Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him. — Dean Martin Copy Share
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'. — Dean Martin Copy Share
Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart. — Dean Martin Copy Share
