Union Rule 26: Every employee must win 'Worker of the Week' at least once, regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odor. — Homer Copy Share Image
Men who have a thirty-six-tele vised-football- games-a- week-habit should be declared legally dead and their estates probated. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
If you start working out a few days a week, if you start eating better, it does become easy and habitual eventually. — Chloe Madeley Copy Share Image
Last week I saw a woman flayed, and you will hardly believe, how much it altered her person for the worse. — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I'll be damned if Rick Perry didn't take me up on that. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
If people are not laughing at your dreams at least once a week, you are aiming too low! — Robin Sharma Copy Share Image
Some people wonder why they can't have faith for healing. They feed their body three hot meals a day, and their spirit… — F. F. Bosworth Copy Share Image
If every American for one week refused to eat at a fast-food joint, it would bring concentrated animal feeding operations to their… — Joel Salatin Copy Share Image
You get further if you let your mind run free and do whatever you fancy at that particular time. I don't agree… — Judi Shekoni Copy Share Image
My granddaddy died when I was about 6 years old, I think. And my grandmother took a job cooking in the school… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
In the week before a race, I try to stay away from germ areas. I keep disinfectant wipes in my bag for… — Paula Radcliffe Copy Share Image
If you do something as simple as 15-minute ice baths three days a week, and you time those baths properly, you can… — Timothy Ferriss Copy Share Image
We met less than a week ago and in that time I've done nothing but lie and cheat and betray you. I… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
Passion's a good, stupid horse that will pull the plough six days a week if you give him the run of his… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
I've been acting for a long time, and I've done a lot of things, and I've been maintaining my anonymity pretty well.… — Denis O'Hare Copy Share Image
I'm not doing a 9 to 5 job, so every week is different; one week I might be at home for three… — Alesha Dixon Copy Share Image
That whole day [ of the space flight] is very vividly impressed on my memory because it was such a new experience.… — John Glenn Copy Share Image
I once succumbed to the fad of fasting and went for six days and nights without eating. It wasn't difficult. I was… — Dale Carnegie Copy Share Image
I come from making money in the streets. The streets all I know. All my family is still in the streets. So,… — Shy Glizzy Copy Share Image
In my case what happened is that within about two weeks of beginning meditation, the anger already started to go away. My… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
When I was a child, my father used to encourage my brother and me to fail. At the dinner table, instead of… — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
Farms and food production should be, I submit, at least as important as who pierced their navel in Hollywood this week. Please… — Joel Salatin Copy Share Image
Tom Hart, David Lasky, Ed Brubaker, Megan Kelso, Julie Doucet. These people lived comics. The people in Seattle got together every week… — John Porcellino Copy Share Image
The doctor said, 'He can't last a week.' And I did. And they said, 'There's no way this kid's going to last… — Mattie Stepanek Copy Share Image
I would take William H. Macy as a teacher any day of the week. He's incredible. He's got a lot of hard-earned… — Skeet Ulrich Copy Share Image
It's insane how, with skateboarding, every week, I was getting broken ankles and stuff. — Darby Allin Copy Share Image
I'm going to stop cutting for a week..Think I can do it???? D: I dont think so but I rather try anyways(: — Jazzy Copy Share Image
“the week of July 24 was a head-slammer. First, it opened the next episode in what had become a comic-opera” — Michael Wolff Copy Share Image
You can learn more about hunting deer with a bow and arrow in a week than a gun hunter will learn in… — Fred Bear Copy Share Image
Oftentimes I’ll just overflow, and then I’ll need to spend a week alone and not talk to anybody or call anybody. — Justin Vernon Copy Share Image
What sweeter words can fall on the human ear? It's going to be May all week long. — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
Every week a tsunami rips through poor towns and villages all over the world ... That tsunami is hunger. — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
It is a rule of nature that taking a day off on the farm sets a person back at least a week. — Jane Hamilton Copy Share Image
When you start playing a character every day for seven weeks, it suddenly starts becoming easier — Carey Mulligan Copy Share Image
They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom. — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
Each driver has their own identity and from one week to another, normally it stays the same. — Kurt Busch Copy Share Image
Each week, we might write 500 jokes for 'Weekend Update,' and ultimately, we can only do about 10. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
In Chicago, I'd audition 3-4 times a week, but when I got out to L.A., there were, like, 4-5 a day, and… — Jacob Zachar Copy Share Image
“Expanding your notion of fun beyond a two-week vacation in Maui increases the chances you'll have more of it.” — Karen Karbo Copy Share Image
![“That whole day [ of the space flight] is very vividly impressed on my memory because it was such a new experience. We hadn't done that before. And then I've recalled it so often since then I think that it's a - it's remained very vivid over the past 50 years, seems to me like about a week or two…” quote by John Glenn](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/9e6/john-glenn-12081_done_that-whole-day-of-the-space-flight-is-ve_1609142.jpg)
