I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
It's not like me and Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr hang out every week, but we keep together in promoting Transcendental Meditation. — Donovan Copy Share Image
I despise 'animal welfare.' That's like saying, 'Let's beat the slaves three times a week instead of five times a week'. — Gary Yourofsky Copy Share Image
I read the three 'Hunger Games' books in a week and because I liked them so much I wrote 'Just a Game.' — Birdy Copy Share Image
I speak at various events, including student societies, several times a week. — Douglas Murray Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, it's up to me to get the job done but it's always nice to have someone… — David Ragan Copy Share Image
I'm trying to win every single week. I'm not trying to come out and just win the majors. I'm 23. This is… — Collin Morikawa Copy Share Image
Listen to the silence. Listen to your life. Be present, not just think about what's going on next week, next month. — Mike Dirnt Copy Share Image
Call your opinions your creed, and you will change it every week. Make your creed simply and broadly out of the revelation… — Phillips Brooks Copy Share Image
It's a question of finding the right thing, if I'm going to be an actor... if I have to get up eight… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
The difference between most mothers and me is that I didn't sit around drinking coffee at baby group for 12 months after… — Katie Hopkins Copy Share Image
The great thing about 'Battlestar' was that it was basically 'Star Wars' but once a week, as opposed to waiting for three… — Aaron Douglas Copy Share Image
I have to have an adjustment before I go into the ring. I do believe in chiropractic. I found that going to… — Evander Holyfield Copy Share Image
Burning up the phone until there's nothing left to say, so I lay here and just listen to you breathe. Girl you… — Toby Keith Copy Share Image
I'm at the age where I just want to experiment. You know, play a crime investigator one week, a pregnant girl one… — Leven Rambin Copy Share Image
My friend goes through the wedding section of the Sunday paper looking at the brides-to-be and picks out a Dog-of-the-Week. I think… — David Henry Copy Share Image
The truth is, almost nobody wants to experience real nature. What people want is to spend a week or two in a… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
Prepare yourselves for two weeks from tomorrow; and I will tell you now, that if you will tarry with your husbands, after… — Brigham Young Copy Share Image
Mr. [Donald] Trump, for five years, you perpetuated a false claim that the nation's first black president was not a natural-born citizen.… — Lester Holt Copy Share Image
It hurts to look at the clouds, but it also helps, like most things that cause pain. So I need to run,… — Matthew Quick Copy Share Image
Actually it was easier than you'd think. We were the guys who had the opportunity to play for something. Only 26 players… — Kris Draper Copy Share Image
I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Do, each day, all that can be done that day. You don't need to overwork-or to rush blindly into your work, trying… — Earl Nightingale Copy Share Image
On the other hand, famous evolutionists such as Dobzhansky were firm believers in a personal God. He would work as a scientist… — Ernst Mayr Copy Share Image
All week Senate will be on the Stimulus/Porkulus Bill. Tune in C SPAN — Chuck Grassley Copy Share Image
I have been doing 120 miles a week, when normally I would do about 140. — Paula Radcliffe Copy Share Image
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