“If one drop of semen contains more life than a drop of blood, why don’t vampires suck cock? Oh wait… Twilight.” — Adam Roos Copy Share Image
“So, basically, I have the impossible task of finding a non-smelly, drug-free virgin?” — Isabelle Rowan Copy Share Image
“The newly developed snarky side of my personality wanted to tell him 'There's no crying in vamp battles.” — Robyn Jones Copy Share Image
“I can’t let it happen. I can’t risk it. I have to protect you, and I will. With every breath in me,… — J.L. Sheppard Copy Share Image
“Lies are like poison. If you get a little but in your system, it spreads until it destroys you.” — Nikki Rae Copy Share Image
“At least you're not being attacked by vampires anymore. That's something.” — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“I tell myself that this is okay, but I realize that I don’t have to. This is what I want. Him. Me.… — Nikki Rae Copy Share Image
“An accident of birth had signed her death warrant. He could mark her name off his to-do list.” — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
“Must we vampires always resort to violence so quickly? Could we not just all sit down over a "refreshing Bud Light" and… — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
“He’d given up his mortality, his soul, for this moment, this second chance, and if she fell in love with him again,… — Lisa Kessler Copy Share Image
“Would women find vampires even sexier and more romantic if instead of fangs they had rose thorns? It’s thoughts like these I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Witches, shapeshifters, and fae were one thing. Vampires were monsters, plain and simple. That whole sensitive Children of the Night thing was… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
Dazed and disoriented, I looked up from the bright red blood pulsing out of my arm--into the fevered eyes of the six… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“I hope,' muttered Jasper, 'we do not ever shop again at a place where vampires can buy clip-on bow ties. You would… — M.T. Anderson Copy Share Image
“By now, we're all familiar with the literary post-apocalyptic world's metaphors. The zombies are our anxieties. The vampires are our greed. Our… — Taffy Brodesser-Akner Copy Share Image
So, been attacked by any vampires yet?" "Not one." "Zombies? Giant spiders? Water monsters?" It's been really quiet on the supernatural front"… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Yeah? How's this?" Claire, in one smooth, fast motion, pulled an arrow from the bag on her shoulder, slotted it home on… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“She hesitated. "You know I'm older than you, right?" Richard stared down at her and forced himself not to laugh at the… — Dianne Duvall Copy Share Image
“Do you think the Devil is real then?” she asked. If God wasn’t up in heaven answering a desperate mother’s prayers then… — Evangeline Ravencraft Copy Share Image
“I have seen a stunning amount of death and destruction. Creation yes, but more death than birth. Mankind has learned nothing from… — S.C. Parris Copy Share Image
Look, Mr. uh, Wulf I appreciate your trying to warn me about this, Ireally do. But there's no such thing as vampires.… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“Stare at him," said Ghost. "They won't bite you if you keep staring at them." Steve backed away. "They bite?" Not really.… — Poppy Z. Brite Copy Share Image
Now, what does a vampire do with a computer? Keep track of investments? Send e-mail to other vampires as you all plot… — Carrie Vaughn Copy Share Image
“It was the discovery of the quantum universe that changed everything, and that universe was so small and so dynamic that it… — Katherine Ramsland Copy Share Image
“I will carry you kicking and screaming like a child then spank you. We can do this my way or yours.” — J.L. Sheppard Copy Share Image
“Popular young adult novels notwithstanding, vampires only sparkle when they burn.” — Elliott James Copy Share Image
“Don't you feel shame? I thought scum like you could at least feel shame ” — Kohta Hirano Copy Share Image
“A decision made during a moment of weakness can ruin your life. To date, I had made three.” — Melika Dannese Lux Copy Share Image
“Myth: Vampires have the power to charm people. Truth: Kinda depends on the vampire if you ask me. ” — Kimberly Pauley Copy Share Image
“You wouldn’t have anything to eat back there, would you? Vampire maintenance is fucking hungry work.” — Isabelle Rowan Copy Share Image
“For a second, fire flared inside of him, not like mine, but the fire of a man about to lose control.” — M. R. Noble Copy Share Image
I'm sorry about the dinner." "Best date ever. Well, until people died and vampires showed up. But before that it was awesome. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Italy is another Pack’s territory. You’re a guest; make sure that you are a polite one.” God, I hope he told Heather… — Elizabeth Morgan Copy Share Image
“If I get naked, I'm going to be on you then in you. Let me give you some foreplay, woman," he softly… — Katie Reus Copy Share Image
“No shifting in my car Blake,I don't want slobber all over my seats." Neesa” — C.T. Todd Copy Share Image
Vampires should be pretty much like mean girls, all the time, only amazing at it. Flawless. They've had time. — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you? — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
I'm scared of watching a TV show about vampires. I can't fall asleep. — Maurice Sendak Copy Share Image
“Her heart and soul had already spoken. They wouldn’t let Lucas go.” — J.L. Sheppard Copy Share Image
“Hurricanes couldn’t remove you from my mind. You’re my world and I’m incapable of not loving you.” — Billie-Jo Williams Copy Share Image
