Twitter Quotes · Page 78

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

— Betty White

Your organization can start tweeting, but that wont change its DNA.

— Gary Hamel

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are politicians or celebrities.

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.

— Anonymous

I think social media tools are helpful, so long as you pick your social media wisely.

— Joy Reid

To live is - to war with trolls In the holds of the heart and mind

— Henrik Ibsen

If I followed you back after 15 minutes of following me, I was just pretending to be busy & I failed.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's annoying when people tag my name in their conversation with someone else [on Twitter.]

— Casper Smart

I think that things like Twitter and the blogosphere are so instantaneously critical that I think it's actually created a bit of…

— Josh Groban

Kim was the one who taught us how to use Twitter and how to engage and really capture the attention of followers…

— Kris Jenner

MARRIAGE, A tradition which would suffer considerably if men had to pay the minister the same fee they will eventually have to…

— Nikhil Saluja

KISSING, A method of getting two people so close together that they can't possibly see anything wrong with each other;

— Nikhil Saluja

When I was in college, my high school best friend and I had a terrible falling-out. It was entirely because of Facebook.

— Sarah Jeong

I don't Twitter. I don't text for those very reasons. I don't want anything to be misinterpreted. I would encourage our guys…

— Nick Saban

I'm not really about spending every second on social media. I think there's a lot more useful things you can do with…

— Sadie Sink

When you upload a picture of your delicious Caesar salad to Instagram, you don't realize that what you're doing is leaving a…

— Derek Waters

Only one time have I had Twitter open when I was doing a game, and after that I took it off my…

— Joe Buck

You don't have to give us your name and we don't ask for your email address. We don't know your birthday. We…

— Jan Koum

On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bitches, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new…

— Anonymous

There are unwritten rules to Facebook: People are using it to build their personas, and when they share something, they usually do…

— David Droga

I've had grateful messages from people thanking me for being open about health on social media: from others with epilepsy who feel…

— Dawn Foster

I don't like the idea that Facebook controls how people express themselves and changes it periodically according to whatever algorithms they use…

— Ellen Ullman

In the digital age, there are a million and one ways to find out what someone you fancy is doing - but…

— Adwoa Aboah

You go to a Japanese restaurant and have a wonderful dish, and the thing to do is take a picture with your…

— Yuval Noah Harari

I tried to be a ski bum when I stepped away from Twitter, and I wasn't a very good skier.

— Evan Williams

Facebook should make it to where it says, 'Went from being in a relationship' to 'Problem solved.'

— Anonymous

A detective on the drug detail developed seizures. He is a narcoleptic.

— Nikhil Saluja

If someone on Instagram sees that a friend is in a harmful situation, they can report it.

— Marne Levine

I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

— Nikhil Saluja

In military they will give you medal for killing 5 men but discharge you for loving ONE.

— Reymon Iglesia

Social comparison that leads to unhappiness is the downside of social media.

— Michelle Gielan

LOVE, A strange feeling that comes over a man -- when he keeps wanting to call a girl by his last name;

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm a little bit awkward on Twitter; like, I'm never really sure what to say.

— Maisie Williams

I learn so much on Twitter all the time, and it would be a shame not to share that with my readers.

— Jenny Han

The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option?ill start with u

— Babloo

I think social media is very long-lasting. I just don't know the particular thing with Twitter.

— Julian Robertson

In their last moments, people show you who they really are

— Nikhil Saluja

“My Twitter account has become so powerful I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. —DONALD J. TRUMP”

— Corey R. Lewandowski

Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.

— Dov Davidoff

A lot of women don't like to give blow jobs. On a related note: A lot of marriages fail.

— Nikhil Saluja