Twitter Quotes · Page 77

I'm not on Twitter, but I am on Instagram and follow Lena Dunham and Usher.

— Michelle Dockery

Twitter helped others to see me as a human being. And showed me their humanity, too.

— Megan Phelps-Roper

Oh, you're an actor??? Why don't you act like a waiter and get me another beer.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes people try way too hard to sound clever on Facebook.

— Anonymous

She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar.

— Nikhil Saluja

You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.

— Unkown

“@BaldBryan. This will be especially hilarious in 2021, when Twitter is just a distant memory.”

— Bryan Bishop

“Social media is a powerful tool to raise awareness and create change. But we must take care not to rely upon it…

— Charlie Caruso

It's important for people to have freedom to use whatever product they want. We have no problems with other people using other…

— Jan Koum

Dear my friends, I do not have a diary or journal where I can write all my status, but the I realize…

— Scientist

I am not on Facebook and on Twitter because the purpose of my life is to avoid messages. I receive too many…

— Umberto Eco

I think Instagram at its best is where you feel like you're getting the most authentic version of the person on the…

— Kevin Systrom

We may look great on Instagram, but we're still lonely and depressed and anxiety-ridden. I hope, for the sake of our future…

— Nelly Furtado

Don't have just anyone run your social media. I think it's insane when brands or celebrities relegate their social media to an…

— Coco Rocha

I don't read the comments anymore, unless they are moderated. Which is not to say censored, but I don't need to read…

— Roxane Gay

“I mean, all this stuff you're involved in, it's all gossip. It's people talking about each other behind their backs. That's the…

— Dave Eggers

Integrity is hard work. I do think the internet makes it harder because of the temptations of performance. You can perform and…

— Zephyr Teachout

With this 'social media,' instead of letters you get emails. They're all written in a hurry, with no punctuation, no paragraphs -…

— Dennis Skinner

Re-election comes every six years, which explains why I spend so much time on Twitter. If you're an obscure judge whose name…

— Don Willett

Sometimes I'm happy - you can tell via Twitter. Sometimes I'm pissed off - you can tell via Twitter. I just think,…

— Wale

One of the great gifts of social media is the safe space it has created for millennials and GenZs to creatively express…

— Jessica Tarlov

This is the weirdest thing. I've been told one thing, that all these guys turned me down, x,y, z. I take to…

— Aljamain Sterling

Somebody told me, “Twitter hates tabloids, but Twitter is constantly acting like a tabloid, repeating the mistakes of the things we’re hoping…

— Jon Ronson

How about this, you remove Funny/Model from your bio and let me be the judge of that.

— Nikhil Saluja

The Imgur community, as a whole, is generally a lot more positive and a lot more funny than other communities.

— Alan Schaaf

Instagram: Because even ugly & fat girls wanna feel like models sometimes.

— Nikhil Saluja

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the Hell Happened to your bra and panties.

— Nikhil Saluja

The social network is the paradigm of the modern service application.

— Larry Ellison

If your daily twitter mission isn't to get 10 or more unfollows we can't be friends.

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter is upholding sharia when they ban me for tweeting facts about sharia law.

— Laura Loomer

You Can Tweet That Shit But I Bet When We In School You Won't Repeat That Shit!

— Aeezy

When you're trying to bust through the noise on social media, you do have to be overt and loud.

— Shaun King

Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems.

— Nikhil Saluja

I literally should go to a Twitter therapist, just the 10 years of stress and trauma with this company.

— Chris Sacca

You may not be a fan of Twitter-fiction. That's okay. There are novels out there for you - big ones.

— Celeste Ng

I think Instagram is great, especially for kids, because you can be anything and still find a role model.

— Amanda Lepore

Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook. Not everyone wants to see you happy.

— Anonymous

“The deep integration of social media and social methodologies into the organization to drive business impact.”

— Charlene Li

A man might actually brush off vulgar tweets that come to him. Women are likely to be affected by it.

— Chinmayi