Twitter Quotes · Page 73

A girl gives you a massage. The woman gives you a happy ending.

— Nikhil Saluja

As the auto mechanic said to the Scoutmaster whose car horn was broken, Beep repaired.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm so used to the hating on social media. I don't even give it a glance anymore.

— Kelly Kelly

I don't know how you can justify leaving any engagement behind in the social Web of 2011.

— Gary Vaynerchuk

“Being able to write a tale within a Tweet some would say was mighty sweet”

— Neil Leckman

For those who woke up in a Fussy mood this morning do me a favor, punch your spouse in their fucking face.

— Nikhil Saluja

Social media is an evolving media. It changes every day.

— Eric Bischoff

SAY NO TO THE FACEBOOK STATUS PROSTITUTION! CREATE YOUR OWN QUOTES!

— Anonymous

“People despite their struggles, flaws and faults are honestly the most beautiful creatures. We are wonderfully-broken pieces of art.”

— Alexander Pyles

Living as we do in the age of Facebook, we shouldn't be surprised that some countries are starting to imagine themselves more…

— Chrystia Freeland

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack…

— Stephen Fry

Social media is an information channel; it's like radio or TV... In Cisco, we made a lot of money on public protocol.…

— Sandra Lerner

“Facebook is not your source of love and care. Facebook (and other Internet giants) digitally manipulates our need for love,”

— Ivo Quartiroli

To me, it is not necessarily you responding that trolls want: they want to scare, they want to intimidate, and they want…

— Lauren Mayberry

I don't know that it's particularly good for my writing process, but I have gotten some very valuable writing ideas and advice…

— Rachel Caine

It can be easy to become 'friends' or 'connected' with someone in a digital world, but it requires thought and strategy to…

— Lewis Howes

“My dad opened the door and stuck his head in. “Nikki, it’s me. I need to be on the social medium,” he…

— Rachel Renée Russell

Elasticsearch is all about scale for us. At Foursquare, we handle tens of millions of searches across 50 million locations each day.…

— Andrew Hogue

At a minimum the majority of search dollars will flow to a social media model because people care most about what their…

— Erik Qualman

For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people…

— Michael Showalter

When I put about my anxiety on social media, I decided I'm just going to be honest about it. I'm really glad…

— Perrie Edwards

“The No. 1 most credible source of [online] recommendations is YouTube,” Rand says. “But a friend liking a brand page and sharing…

— Anonymous

Tumblr has a big community of bears and bear chasers. All my favorites on Tumblr and all the fan mail I get…

— Jon Gabrus

There's certainly satire written about techies, but it's so snarky and snide and doesn't treat him as a whole person. The people…

— Robin Sloan

I really hope that you all understand that social media doesn't count at all. Twitter doesn't count at all.

— Joe Maddon

Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook really ought to change their relationship status option from Single to Single and Awesome.

— Anonymous

I have a Twitter account; I have a fantastic Facebook page.

— Angus King

MARRIAGE, The alliance of two people, one who never remembers birthdays, and the other who never forgets them;

— Nikhil Saluja

I've never had a MySpace or a Facebook page. I avoid that entirely.

— Haley Joel Osment

The conversation on Twitter and the way people are in the world are very different.

— Jon Lovett

Social media allowed us to become our own storytellers. With it, we seized the power of our truth.

— DeRay Mckesson

If a woman has her tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette watch out. She's having a terrible day.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sorry there's no Instagram filter to make you look less drunk in photos.

— Anonymous

Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

— Anonymous

Twitter can no more produce analysis than a monkey can type out a work of Shakespeare.

— Eric Schmidt

We will not leave this nation at the mercy of YouTube and Facebook

— Recep Tayyip Erdogan

“Don’t worry the trolls don’t come to you. It’s your own darkness that leads you to the trolls.”

— Polly Horvath

That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasnt hacked, he just really loves penis.

— Anonymous

Don't judge me by what someone posts on my page on Facebook.

— Kathy Szeliga