Twitter Quotes · Page 72

Women are like coconuts. Sometimes you have to hit them really fucking hard before they will spread open.

— Nikhil Saluja

I was recently designated Tweeter Laureate of Texas, which apparently is a thing.

— Don Willett

Twitter freaks me out. You have followers? It feels so obsessive and proprietary.

— Mos Def

A million impressions on a tweet is bigger than some primetime shows on network television.

— Anna Paulina Luna

One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can leave his car keys in the refrigerator.

— Nikhil Saluja

Choose your Facebook profile pic carefully. It'll be the one they use when you go missing.

— Anonymous

If Clark Gable had a Facebook page, there would have been a 'Gone with the Wind 2.'

— Vin Diesel

Facebook makes people who aren't worth two sh!ts feel like a million bucks!

— Onyeulo Amarachi

You can't sit on the sidelines and read your iPhone and be on social media and expect everything to be cool. You…

— Susan Rice

If I tweet out 'Trumpcare will cause 22 million people to lose coverage,' I try to make sure that it is as…

— Ted Lieu

I feel like I'm finally learning how to use Twitter, and Tweetbot has been a huge part of that. The interface is…

— Evan Spiegel

I was one of the first people to join Facebook in February of 2004, and launched one of the inaugural applications on…

— Anonymous

How boring I am ? Searching up ur profile like the hell u gonna know me ! Oh sh** ! U, jerk…

— Saodevvi

If you're a detective, and you use your channels to get to Facebook, and you get someone that has access, you can…

— Seph Lawless

I'm starting to get a following on Twitter. That's a really awesome power to have. It gives me the opportunity to make…

— Ansel Elgort

Because of Facebook I have failing grades, insomnia & I'm slowly beginning to see the fake in people as the days go by.

— Anonymous

I don't have a Facebook, I never have. I don't have Twitter, I never have. I think my parents are very protective,…

— Elle Fanning

I feel like my story just proves how important not only social media is, but how important it is to be your…

— Bria Vinaite

I have a great support network - my family, my model agency Storm, and people I work with in the fashion industry.…

— Cara Delevingne

I once looked over the shoulder of a friend on Facebook and it looked like hieroglyphs to me. There's merit online, of…

— Feist

You can connect with anybody nowadays. You can literally go on there and leave a message for Oprah Winfrey. If you want…

— Macy Gray

Today, getting people to hear your story on social media, and then act on it, requires using a platform’s native language, paying…

— Gary Vaynerchuk

In a social media age, it seems that everyone lives in their own reality and that when you give consideration to Newt…

— Steve Schmidt

Our go-to source is no longer dictated by a small group of cable news outlets. We have to expand our view. Sometimes,…

— Trevor Noah

I think Twitter has brought something totally new to the table.

— Biz Stone

Just to talk a moment about transparency, of course CIA does have a Twitter account.

— Gina Haspel

I think kids today are going to look at their Facebook postings like bad tattoos one day.

— Steve Stoute

WhatsApp deliberately obfuscates their apps' binaries to make sure no one is able to study them thoroughly.

— Pavel Durov

Life is like Twitter. You can't control what people say and do. You can just follow or unfollow them.

— Anonymous

I go on Twitter and MySpace and I see all the love, and that's a big help.

— Giggs

If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me.

— Anonymous

“If we don’t create the thing that kills Facebook, someone else will.”

— Antonio Garcia Martinez

I like the app where you can make your own memes. I make memes all the time and send them to my…

— Taylor Swift

You know you're on your period when everyone around you has an attitude problem.

— Nikhil Saluja

We're all getting in trouble on Twitter - just get off and use your Instagram.

— Sean Baker

I love my sister, but her Facebook statuses are unbearable, shut up.

— Anonymous

No man should be on Facebook. It's an invasion of everyone's privacy. I really cannot stand it.

— Christina Hendricks

It makes me sad; I had to stop seeing my fans. It is like mental self harm to go and read my…

— Ashnikko

When scoops are just tweeted out, I think a lot of the context can be lost.

— Ed Henry

When I was young, I was crazy in the head on social media.

— Lil Yachty