Twitter Quotes · Page 121

That scary moment when you never logged out your facebook.

— Anonymous

“Contagious content is like that—so inherently viral that it spreads regardless of who is doing the talking.”

— Jonah Berger

Some of my exes wouldn't be able to take how social media drags people - the hate and the trolls.

— Da Brat

My Twitter account status used to say 'part-time playboy' on it, but I've taken that down now.

— Judd Trump

Bloody Facebook- and to think I'd enjoyed The Social Network. Clearly Mark Zuckerberg was the devil.

— Lindsey Kelk

Whatever you think of Facebook, you cannot fault it for lack of ambition.

— Anonymous

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Yes, a proud, proud moment in my life. If only that could go on my Facebook timeline!”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

In a world where like everyone's so accessible now, to say something new in an article that you can't find out about…

— Earl Sweatshirt

MySpace News is designed to let users decide what's most relevant to them, and we've given them hundreds of subjects to choose…

— Tom Anderson

Mark Zuckerberg was the owner of the Facebook Steve Jobs was the owner of Dell AND I was the owner of right…

— Anonymous

I have a lot of Twitter rules. I never swear on Twitter, and if anybody's inappropriate, I block them. I have young…

— Rachel Nichols

I spend a lot of time on Facebook and Twitter writing all day long because I feel it's my job to entertain…

— Wendy Liebman

That awkward moment when you see a status with your lovers name. & turns out the one stalkinq him/her is just a…

— Erica Jade Montoya

I enjoy upsetting the right people. I love poking fun at earnest censors. I want to push the bounds of what can…

— Milo Yiannopoulos

You call me gay, but I can get your girl screaming louder on the computer seat by just clicking ‘Follow’ on her…

— G-Dragon

To use a word I never thought I'd apply to myself, I've sort of become a Luddite with regard to information. Where…

— Mark Feuerstein

I think celebrity has become almost normalized. I feel like we all live our lives in a pale imitation of celebrity. With…

— Jess Walter

You have to be careful with fans, they'll turn on you. They turn quick. Twitter can go dark fast. If you talk…

— Bruce Campbell

“The highlights you see on social media is not real life. Everyone you know faces their own challenges and struggles. Nobody’s life…

— Anthon St. Maarten

Especially with Instagram, I feel reluctant to make all the photos beautiful because I don't necessarily want to send this message that…

— Leandra Medine

We live in a country where posting 'Let's riot or something bruv!' on Facebook will get you a couple of years in…

— Frankie Boyle

While celebrities with large online followings certainly help to spread a campaign message quickly, they don't make an entire movement. I was…

— Meena Harris

One thing we see a lot is this - the idea kids have now that they don't have to go to college.…

— Max Joseph

Amazing how someone can take your post and assume that it is about them, must be how they view themselves.

— Nishan Panwar

Sometimes it feels as if I'm in a fantasy world, then I realize I'm still logged into Facebook

— Tru Muse

SOCIALISM: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Tweeters don't want to be treated like just anyone else.”

— Joan Mullally

I just asked Siri to give me directions to the nearest mental institute and it redirected me to Twitter.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm not the rapper that's too cool to tweet and talk to fans.

— Logic

Social Media has now become a part of our culture - you are either a part of it, or you ignore it.

— Zendaya

Facebook needs these buttons: Dislike, Who cares?, Are you stupid?, and Shut the f*ck up

— Anonymous

I love Instagram. I like taking pictures. I've always been into that ever since cellphones had that capability.

— Kyle Carpenter

You are brave... when you overcome your fear and help others to do the same.

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.

— Bo Burnham

Even my trolls have started taking the trouble to spell their Tweets correctly, which is thoughtful.

— Robert Rinder

“Facebook is not just injurious to health, it's now a full-on humanitarian crisis.”

— Abhijit Naskar

Honey, you're getting Adele. - How I told my Girl friend she's getting fat.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook is who you used to know; Twitter is who you want to know and things you want to know more about.

— Chris Sacca

Well son, your mother and I met on Twitter, then later we... NO DON'T LOOK AT HER AVI

— Nikhil Saluja