“All right, big boy. I am officially declaring you a dating crime scene.” — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Crime Copy Share Image
“Yes, a proud, proud moment in my life. If only that could go on my Facebook timeline!” — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Helena Copy Share Image
“You do not mean that, my sweet. I know you are lying.” Yes. Maybe. Crap! I don’t…“No".” — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Helena Copy Share Image
“Your body is a piece of fucking art, but that doesn’t mean you can use it to get what you want.” — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Art Copy Share Image
“Am I really going to die?” Cimil’s face lit up with shock. “Jeez. What kind of goddess do you think I am?… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Cimil Copy Share Image
“Is there any spot on his body that isn’t hard? Tonsils? Kidneys? Oh! His tongue... silky little devil.” — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Helena Copy Share Image
“Okay. Good point.” He’s very honest. I should ask how he is in bed. She slapped her hands over her mouth. “I… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Helena Copy Share Image
“She had witnessed Niccolo flag down a blue pickup that night by merely whispering, “Stop your mechanical carriage.” — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Helena Copy Share Image
“Niccolo frowned. Why did Viktor, and modern humans for that matter, always speak of beasts of burden? Ass this and ass that.… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Niccolo Copy Share Image
“You may rely on it," he (Tommasso) said with that exotic accent. "Sorry, I don't speak Magic 8-Ball.” — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Copy Share Image
“Oh. Come on! I left my backpack on the bus.” According to Darwin, you’re a prime candidate for extinction. Too stupid to… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Extinction Copy Share Image
“Helena, my love,” she heard a deep voice whisper from behind. Helena gasped and held on tight to that breath. Jeans clutched… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Helena Copy Share Image
“Andrus turned the engine and gave her a suspicious look. “You smell like...” He shifted into drive. “What?” “Nothing, but—did something happen… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Helena Copy Share Image
“So. You in?” Niccolo looked from side to side. “In? In what?” “Yes. In. Are you onboard? Ready to throw down. Roll… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Cimil Copy Share Image
“And watch your tongue. I happen to be partial to humans - most, anyway. Clowns, not so much. Those evil bastards never… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Copy Share Image
“Hey, I’ve been alive for a very, very long time. Boring,” she sang out. “Gotta do something for kicks, and a good… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Apocalypse Copy Share Image
“I can’t remember how long it’s been since we’ve seen such a fab show! This was drama-tastic! Better than Romeo and Juliet.… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Cimil Copy Share Image
“ First, you will have to find your true mate. Or, more accurately, she will find you. A human, by the way."… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Copy Share Image
“Cimil’s eyes lit. “The Niccolo DiConti? What an honor!” Niccolo stood a little taller then. “Yes, I seek your assistance.” Cimil rolled… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Cimil Copy Share Image
“The source of all my dysfunction. That picture-perfect life and picture-perfect person I’d dreamt of being didn’t exist, nor would she ever.… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Dysfunction Copy Share Image
“A tick of amusement flashed in Tomas’ eyes. “I can see you are not quite comfortable with leaving your quarters just yet,… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Fear Copy Share Image
“He shoved the phone at her again. “What does this do?” Hand shaking, she took it from him. “Um. It’s called a… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Helena Copy Share Image
“Kiss me, woman. I command you,” the voice echoed, this time compelling her to obey. Helena’s survival instincts gave her a hard… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Copy Share Image
“Helena silently put down the phone and tiptoed to the bathroom door. What should she do? Run? Knock? Walk in? Get naked?… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Copy Share Image
“She had to get a hold of herself. She had to run. Did she have a chance of making it out alive?… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Helena Copy Share Image
“Control, no. This place—I simply do not understand it. The humans here wear giant cocktail glasses around their necks and insert exorbitant… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Computers Copy Share Image
“The corner of his mouth twitched with an arrogant smirk. “You are my mate, sì?” “Mate?” Like, as in…first? Buddy? Other shoe?… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Helena Copy Share Image
“She spun to face him. “Listen, Hellboy, we need to make this quick. I have garage sales to hit and naughty souls… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Cimil Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t have been the first woman to hate him and want him. And hate him some more. After wanting him just… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Copy Share Image
“A deity’s purpose was to help humans. It was hardwired into their DNA from day one. Now he had to help.” — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Deity Copy Share Image
“Oh God, now she couldn’t remember why she’d ever left him. She needed him. More than air or sunlight and beaches, definitely… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Copy Share Image
“Wow! First vampires. Then gods. Now…vampire—gods? What’s next? Werewolves? Smurfs? Were-Smurfs?” — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Helena Copy Share Image
“You’re hurt,” she commented. And I care? Okay. It’s official. I’m my own species now: pathetic-deathwish-osaurus…I sooo hear extinction calling me.” — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Extinction Copy Share Image
“What the hell?” Helena objected. “And would someone please flick a Bic or rub two sticks together? I want to die knowing… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Helena Copy Share Image
“There is new information.” “Are you going to share it?” “No.” Of course not. Because it would totally ruin his whole mysterious… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Character Copy Share Image
“You want to leave the queen’s employ?” He nodded with an uncompromising stare. “Complicated. Unprecedented. Perfectly insane…I’m in!” — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Cimil Copy Share Image
“…But since you came here, the only thing I can think about is you. You’re like a goddamned fever I can’t rid… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Copy Share Image