Twitter Quotes · Page 109

I don't say I never use Facebook, but I often think about closing my account.

— Barton Gellman

I think the whole aspect of social networking is vulgar and repulsive in a lot of ways.

— Trent Reznor

There's no denying that social media shows off our best lives, but I don't think it's an Ibiza problem.

— Zara McDermott

John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.

— Nikhil Saluja

Social media is its own sort of thing: Twitter and Facebook have changed the way everyone perceives everything.

— Steve Kazee

If her husband walks in while you're fucking her... ask him to join. You're already fucked anyways...

— Nikhil Saluja

I log out of Twitter on my computer so I have to log in and then I log back out.

— Jen Kirkman

We obviously know that terrorist groups have become very reliant on social media.

— Stephen Miller

In my view, we need to break up Facebook from Instagram and the other potential competitors that Facebook bought up.

— Zephyr Teachout

“At a basic level, Facebook, like most other forms of social media, runs on doublespeak: advertising connection but creating isolation; promising happiness…

— Jia Tolentino

I've realized that instead of posting all my problems on Facebook, its better to find solutions for them on Google.

— Barbara Franco

Here is a strategy; Follow someone, they follow you back, you unfollow them. -A douchebag with mental issues on Twitter.

— Nikhil Saluja

Journalists know other journalists - that's the only reason my engagement made it into the papers. I don't think real people are…

— Konnie Huq

“Tinder tweet brought by two tiro twitters Surrey and Wyatt, the English sonneteers Couplet from ‘Dads’ by Mk Bhutta”

— Lecturer M K Bhutta Poet

You know, for me, Facebook is now what Manachira ground in Kozhikode used to be. A meeting place of friends. It is…

— Joy Mathew

You may have a small network, but growing that network has become easier with the use of social tools. LinkedIn, Conspire, even…

— David Cohen

“The privacy issue was reignited in early 2014, when the Wall Street Journal reported that Facebook had conducted a massive social-science experiment…

— Jonathan Taplin

I felt like if I said something positive on Twitter, it got no play. But if I said something negative on Twitter,…

— Damon Lindelof

A lot of things have changed since the days of Flickr. Facebook has concentrated the sociality of the Internet within its blue…

— Caterina Fake

I love Twitter! At first I made fun of it, because it is very narcissistic, and there's already so much narcissism flowing…

— Kelly Clarkson

I've been very reluctant on the Twitter front. But I do Instagram now, so I'm slowly coming around. I'm quite a private…

— Jeremy Irvine

I get stuff every single day whether that be comments on my Instagram photos, or tweets about a tweet that I put…

— Rhea Ripley

“If talking about ourselves non-stop isn’t a good idea for the workplace, friendships, or dating, then why on Earth is this considered…

— Kristen Lamb

When I first signed up for a Twitter account - I was to say it was in 2007, people are going to…

— Lydia Polgreen

I mean, my mom knows Google, but she doesn't know MySpace.

— Tom Anderson

Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook …

— Anonymous

The problem with hashtags is if someone starts a new hashtag, people move on.

— Malcolm Jenkins

My friends are weird. They think that I can't I'm on twitter isn't a good excuse not to leave the house.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, Is like war -- simple to begin but the devil to stop;

— Nikhil Saluja

The country would be a lot better off if we stopped having comment sections. And if we got rid of Twitter.

— Colin Powell

It's a little bit of a 'if you can't beat 'em - join 'em' mentality for me when I think about Twitter.

— Rob Lowe

I think the most impressive thing about the activity tab on twitter is that I never use it.

— Nikhil Saluja

I won't use Twitter. Twitter posts are thought-farts. I don't care about unconsidered thoughts of the moment.

— Ellen Ullman

Your pregnant is the only AprilFool joke you women got? Find a new joke cause that been played out years ago

— Deon Crockett

You can never really say whats' on your mind, when your family is on Facebook.

— Nishan Panwar

I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.

— Jim Gaffigan

God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro.

— Nikhil Saluja

You know, Twitter, they tried to cancel me. Facebook has tried to cancel me.

— Lauren Boebert

While to some TikTok may seem like a harmless app, TikTok presents a significant counter-intelligence threat.

— Abigail Spanberger

“The longer a person's twitter @username is, the harder it is to argue with them … on twitter.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana