Twitter Quotes · Page 103

The tenth social network, and limited only to college students with no money, also terrible. Myspace had won.

— Sam Altman

Clingy boys are like notifications on a Facebook status you should have never liked.

— Anonymous

My sisters and I, we haven't done much, but there are already fake social media pages for us!

— Sistine Stallone

“(“I don’t use [Facebook]. And I have many concerns about their people and how they do business.”)”

— Nick Bilton

I don't have a Facebook and I don't have a Twitter or anything like that.

— Sean Payton

Wedding dresses are white so the dishwasher will match the oven and the fridge.

— Nikhil Saluja

If Facebook is Lucky Charms, Instagram is just the marshmallows.

— Casey Neistat

The awkward moment when an ex-boyfriend tries to add you on Facebook. (After being previously deleted.)

— Anonymous

We will continue to invest in our people and technology to help provide a safe place for civic discourse and meaningful connections…

— Alex Stamos

Everybody is so sure about everything these days. Just look at your horrible Facebook feed on the most recent tragedy that people…

— Scott McClanahan

“OMG! I DESIGNED THIS NEW SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM! IT'S CALLED "POETRY" - YOU HAVE TO READ AMY KING'S POEMS TO GET AN…

— Amy King

Safety' hysteria destroyed MySpace in the press. It got MySpace banned from schools, Apple stores, and by well-meaning parents who had been…

— Tom Anderson

Most of my favorite tweets go completely ignored but most of my favorite tweets are probably really lame or inside jokes between…

— Roxane Gay

Twitter's a funny one, I mean, it's good in some respects but I can't stand it in other respects. You know there…

— Dionne Bromfield

The number of 'followers' you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

— Anonymous

Yest I climbed up a tree & read out a bird some of my tweets. She looked at me, shook her head…

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm worried about privacy - the companies out there gathering data on us, the stuff we do on Twitter, the publicly scrapeable…

— Michael Arrington

“The current narrative we seem to tell ourselves about our privacy is that it is a sort of currency we trade to…

— Jonathan Taplin

“In 2009, the Twitter homepage attempted to boost motivation. But by 2012, Twitter had discovered that no matter how much users knew…

— Nir Eyal

“The way we interact online becomes the norm for how we interact offline. Facebook and Twitter communications are pretty short, clipped, and…

— Douglas Groothuis

A lot of people don't get to see the behind-the-scenes of what we go through and what it's like. We aren't perfect…

— MyKayla Skinner

We are all scrutinised. Everyone. Man, woman, everyone, especially if you are in the public eye in any way on social media.…

— Stella Maxwell

I was active on Facebook for a while, responding to comments and thanking fans for their appreciation. But I found that the…

— Vijay Sethupathi

There's a fake Facebook me. There's a fake me Twittering. Sometimes, when it was at the height of right-wing nonsense picking on…

— Janeane Garofalo

The awkward moment when your imaginary friend denies your friend request on Facebook. :(

— Mohammed Bhat

How to tell if you're a twitter addict: you deny that you're a twitter addict.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes comments are better than post and status updates on facebook.

— Kevin McCarty

The sad thing about facebook is it's more accurate than the weather man.

— Kayla Zmayefski

A woman can say more in a retweet, than a man can say in a tweet.

— Nikhil Saluja

You know, if you tweet enough, your dreams might come true.

— Ego Nwodim

I scream, you scream, both of us scream because we are being murdered while eating ice cream.

— Nikhil Saluja

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

— Anonymous

“The peloton was Facebook on wheels-and during this period, information was flying.”

— Tyler Hamilton

I'm certainly not computer savvy, at all. I joined Twitter kicking and screaming, and very reluctantly.

— Guillermo Diaz

We try and reply to as many fans as we can, especially on Twitter.

— Perrie Edwards

Remember a diamond is just a piece of coal that did good under pressure.

— Anonymous

Using Myspace is like my sex life. It's just me doing it by myself.

— Rudy Espinoza

I built a huge following on TikTok, so I have an amazing foundation, which is super-fortunate.

— Noah Kahan

Don't you love it that Prince doesn't use Twitter? Don't you think he's somewhere on a unicorn?

— Bruno Mars

Thinks its funny when people read someone elses status & start to wonder if it has something to do with them.

— Arjun Loveable