“Do you know how hard it is to get stupid people to do smart things?” — Terri Anne Browning Copy Share Image
We'll soon buy books and newspapers straight over the Internet. Uh, sure. — Clifford Stoll Copy Share Image
RULE101 Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you down with unmatched experience. — Coldheart Copy Share Image
“If stupid people didn’t insist on thinking they were smart, the world would be a lot simpler.” — Alex Berenson Copy Share Image
“smart people only mated with smart people, class structures would ossify. There’d be a permanent underclass of stupid people.” — Adelle Waldman Copy Share Image
Stupid people can cause problems, but it usually takes brilliant people to create a real catastrophe. — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
Why is there a show called When animals attack? It should be called When stupid people go near dangerous animals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seriously I dont know when exactly the ufo landed and dumped all these stupid people but they apparently arent coming back for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When people all wear the same thing, people notice. They aren't stupid. People don't go, "Oh, you can see right through them!" — Nicholas Thorburn Copy Share Image
“The enemy wasn't men, or women, or the old, or even the dead. It was just bleedin' stupid people, who came in… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Non-stupid people always underestimate the damaging power of stupid individuals. In particular, non-stupid people constantly forget that at all times and places… — Carlo M. Cipolla Copy Share Image
Yoga is the most boring exercise. It's for people who are too lazy to get on the elliptical. Bikram, where they heat… — Noureen DeWulf Copy Share Image
500 dollars? Fully subsidized? With a plan? I said that is the most expensive phone in the world. And it doesn't appeal… — Steve Ballmer Copy Share Image
it came to me, as we sat there, glumly ordering lunch, that for extremely stupid people anti-Semitism was a form of intellectuality,… — Mary McCarthy Copy Share Image
In the U.S., blacks are 12% of the population but commit 50% of violent crimes; can anyone honestly think this is unconnected… — Eric S. Raymond Copy Share Image
They are just really stupid people in Hollywood. You write them a script, and they say they love it, they absolutely love… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“One year before the Rapture "...that proves how marvellous God's love is, even for the most miserable human beings, being that demons… — Phillip W. Simpson Copy Share Image
The deal with Iran is so stupid, it's so insanely stupid, that when people vote for me, they know I don't make… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
“The streets were full of destruction and rubble, and this town I'd never liked, with its stupid people, stupid streets, and stupid… — Ghérasim Luca Copy Share Image
You know the typical crowd, Wow, it’s Friday night, what are you going to do? Just sit there? Well, yeah. Because there’s… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Some stupid people started the idea that because women obviously back up their own people through everything, therefore women are blind and… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
The majority never has right on its side. Never, I say! That is one of these social lies against which an independent,… — Henrik Ibsen Copy Share Image
I have never felt comfortable around people who talk about their feelings for Jesus, or any other deity for that matter, because… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“So I'm on a little one-man crusade to bring the obituary closer to the front of the paper. Let's sing a bit… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Remember, don't start trying to relax; that is the most absurd thing in the world. And there are many stupid people writing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody has a right to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege. — Joseph Stalin Copy Share Image
