Every day I hear stupid people say things that are not stupid. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
Only stupid people say, 'Welcome to my world,' which is too bad because I'd like to visit a world of more intelligent… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised. — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Rules are just helpful guidelines for stupid people who can’t make up their minds.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you want to understand what is wrong with stupid people you must be one of them.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Don't waste your love on stupid people. Anyone stupid enough to deny or reject it-in the midst of the Love Depression we're… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
The group of stupid people collectively treats or makes an intelligent amongst them look like duffer and a fool living in a… — Anuj Copy Share Image
Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Lack of transparency is a huge political advantage. Call it the stupidity of the American voter or whatever, but basically, that was… — Jonathan Gruber Copy Share Image
“It wouldn't be so bad, really, if I wasn't paid so shit, if there wasn't the constant misgendering, if I didn't work… — Alison Evans Copy Share Image
“The stupid are always in a tendency to create enemies; on the other hand the clever are always in a tendency to… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“Most people who spew hatred aren’t very intelligent or motivated. They tend to be lazy, and if for some reason they are… — Damien Echols Copy Share Image
You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people psuedo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“The English language is under assault by stupid people who use words they don't understand, and is defended by pompous asses who… — Tim Cameron Copy Share Image
I dunno what to say anymore. I stopped talking to allot of people and they get all pissed off. Well,Sorry I'm silent.… — Jasmine Copy Share Image
“The people learned that they could grumble without being disloyal, because the ministers were not beloved kings above reproach, but only rather… — Dave Duncan Copy Share Image
If you are unskilled and uneducated, your job is going south. Skilled workers, educated people are going to do fine ’cause those… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“Mungu hutumia watu 'wajinga' na 'wapumbavu' kufanya mambo makubwa katika maisha yao na ya watu wengine. Katika Biblia, Musa aliitwa mjinga alipokiuka… — Enock Maregesi Copy Share Image
“You have no business to be an unbeliever. You ought to stand for all the things these stupid people call superstitions. Come… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Now many things are beginning to come out and it was truly a reality to me when I went to Africa, to… — Fannie Lou Hamer Copy Share Image
“You can con God and get away with it, Granny said, if you do so with charm and wit. If you live… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
But space travel can't ease the pressure on a planet grown too crowded not even with today's ships and probably not with… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Artificial intelligence will never be a match for natural stupidity. — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
I was always playing very stupid people, or the fat mate of the main girl. — Kathy Burke Copy Share Image
Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
