I actually don't smoke weed, but I've played a lot of stoners - especially with Seth Rogen. — James Franco Copy Share Image
You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
Here's to the stoners who don't have anything to do on Spring break but to get high. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about? — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
If youre high on life already...just imagine how great youd feel after smoking a joint. — Teia Baxter Copy Share Image
Several states are now looking into the possibility of taxing marijuana as a source of revenue. That is so typical of the… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Like a brain surgeon who drinks a martini when he's not on call, the successful kids in your school may smoke pot… — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
Stoners live and stoners die but in the end we all get high so if in life you dont succeed fuck that… — 420 Smoke Fest Copy Share Image
I can relate to anyone. I can hang out with stoners, skaters, surfers, stockbrokers, lawyers, athletes, rappers. I feel I can hang… — Barry Zito Copy Share Image
“I guess zombies were a lot like stoners; neither did much in the way of action until food was involved. At least… — Mark Tufo Copy Share Image
Stoners live and stoners die, in the end we all get high. If in life you dont succeed, F the world and… — Teia Baxter Copy Share Image
The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Stoners just got a powerful new ally in the fight to legalize marijuana - conservative broadcaster Pat Robertson. He said it's time… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
My Father taught me to weigh my words carefully, and speak up only when I had something insightful to add to the… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
Bob Dylan wasn't a big star early on; it was the release of his Greatest Hits album in 1967, and the mainstream… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
I do the meatball recipe a lot. I think the army stew probably too. It's the most useful dish because it was… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
With more and more states legalizing marijuana, companies are lining up to create the first marijuana breathalyzer. Officials say the toughest part… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
We went from being thought of and talked about as "a band that plays a so-and-so style of music" (a grunge band,… — Bent Saether Copy Share Image
It's just kind of seemed like a funny way to explore action movies, I guess. I mean, I'm a big fan of… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
In his forty-third year William Stoner learned what others, much younger, had learned before him: that the person one loves at first… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As Alaska zipped through something obvious about linear equations, stoner/baller Hank Walsten said, "Wait, wait. I don't get it." "That's because you… — John Green Copy Share Image
In an attempt to help me move on from my failed marriage, my mom set me up with Jesus Freak. In fact,… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
In his extreme youth Stoner had thought of love as an absolute state of being to which, if one were lucky, one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It will be difficult to return to racing this weekend after Marco's terrible accident in Sepang but I think it is the… — Casey Stoner Copy Share Image
Super silver, Hawaiian haze Sativa, indica, Solomon's grave Genesis, chapter one verse twelve ways Marijuana, hashish, everybody blaze Fuels and fibers, energy… — Aceyalone Copy Share Image
I get a message from Stephen Falk saying, "Hey, if I wrote a part for you in You're The Worst, would you… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years. — Natalie Portman Copy Share Image
Stoners live, Stoners die, in the end we all get high, If in life you dont succeed, forget them all and smoke… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My coolest job was when I was 12 and I was a dishwasher at the Three Pigs Bar-B-Que for $2.50 an hour.… — Jared Leto Copy Share Image
I watched a lot of pot movies before we did this [Pineapple Express]. My favorites were always the characters in movies that… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
The best book I read in 2007 was Stoner by John Williams. It’s perhaps the best book I’ve read in years. — Stephen Elliott Copy Share Image