Scene Kids, Meat Heads, Alchi's Stoners.

So we were doing this scene, and the kids get 20 minutes a day, um, so, all I had to do was pick him…

— Steve Burton

Stoners live, Stoners Die, Fuck the world, Lets get high, Pot's a plant, It grows in the ground, If God didn't like it, It…

— Jessica-Rose

If youre high on life already...just imagine how great youd feel after smoking a joint.

— Teia Baxter

In his forty-third year William Stoner learned what others, much younger, had learned before him: that the person one loves at first is not…

— Anonymous

“Marijuana will give you inspiration to live your life once again”

— seerat ahuja

Dude, this is a stoner conversation and we're not even high

— Libba Bray

I do the meatball recipe a lot. I think the army stew probably too. It's the most useful dish because it was born out…

— Anthony Bourdain

My coolest job was when I was 12 and I was a dishwasher at the Three Pigs Bar-B-Que for $2.50 an hour. All the…

— Jared Leto

Here's to the stoners who don't have anything to do on Spring break but to get high.

— Anonymous

I can relate to anyone. I can hang out with stoners, skaters, surfers, stockbrokers, lawyers, athletes, rappers. I feel I can hang out with…

— Barry Zito

Why use up the forests which were centuries in the making and the mines which required ages to lay down, if we can get…

— Henry Ford

“I guess zombies were a lot like stoners; neither did much in the way of action until food was involved. At least I would…

— Mark Tufo

You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. You know you smoke way too much f--king weed!

— Miley Cyrus

“I guess what's so frustrating about the drug movement is that it's not much of a movement that's too many stoners involved.”

— Bill Maher

I watched a lot of pot movies before we did this [Pineapple Express]. My favorites were always the characters in movies that weren't necessarily…

— Seth Rogen