“Wanda's sole interests are getting high and getting laid. I can't picture her wasting valuable stoner hours on murder.” — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey — Friday Copy Share Image
Stoners live, stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if in life you dont succeed, stuff this shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Discussin' life and all our common goals, smart kids that smoke weed, honor roll. — Drake Copy Share Image
Me: All my friends are gone.. Weed: I'll be your friend, Bailey. Just smoke me and I'll make all your troubles disappear.… — Bailey Heideman Copy Share Image
I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years. — Natalie Portman Copy Share Image
I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now… — Afroman Copy Share Image
I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
Weed is made on the earth. God made this plant for a reason. So we can feel good and take the pain… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to show me any data. — Greg Scott Copy Share Image
I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Let's smoke enough pot so that we make even less sense than the meaning of 4/20. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was… — Afroman Copy Share Image
At 4:20 p.m. on April 20 millions of pot smokers around the world will observe 420, otherwise known as Weed Day, to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If youre high on life already...just imagine how great youd feel after smoking a joint. — Teia Baxter Copy Share Image
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If weed is a plant and plants are life...then wouldn't smoking weed be getting high on life? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is a chemical in weed called "fuck it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I… — Afroman Copy Share Image
You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. You know you smoke way too much f--king… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
Stoner live stoner die but in the end we all get high, soi when in life you don't succedd fuck it all… — Andreaa Copy Share Image
If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind, the world could be a better place. — Bone Thugs N Harmony Copy Share Image
“(Stoner lowered the gun to Carlos’s crotch.) Should we continue splitting hairs? (Stoner)” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Stoner's live and stoner's die But in the end we all get high And if in life we don't succeed Fuck the… — Miss Michelle Wilson Copy Share Image
I'm a stoner and I'm chillin with two bitches like Jack, I pimps and I mac drive a Benz and a 'lac, — Mac Dre Copy Share Image
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Happy 420, Dont hate the smokers. Live your life and dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too.… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
Celebrating 4/20 has taught me that not even pot can make matzoh taste good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
