You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana? — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
“But don't you know, Mr Stoner?' Sloane asked. 'Don't you understand about yourself yet? You're going to be a teacher.” — John Williams Copy Share Image
If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fuck you are doin'… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
“I picture him, in those few seconds in between the fences, a stoner grin on his face, high at the thought that… — Ronald Cotton Copy Share Image
How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You do one stoner movie trilogy & every time you need eye drops people look at you with amused suspicion... — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high.… — Afroman Copy Share Image
“The other shoppers were too well behaved to stare at the green-headed stoner and the tear-streaked lady zigzagging up the aisles with… — Amy Goldman Koss Copy Share Image
I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got… — Afroman Copy Share Image
I thought I couldn't breathe. No I couldn't remember how to breathe. It took everything to move any part of my body.… — Jade Copy Share Image
“(Stoner stepped into view and put the barrel of his 9 mm H&K against the man’s forehead.) Drop it. They can patch… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself, and… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
“And Stoner came to realize that she was, as she had said, almost happy with her despair; she would live her days… — John Edward Stoner Copy Share Image
“Whoever John Stoner is, he is no magician. He could not have made you into a hero if you had not already… — Amanda Quick Copy Share Image
I watched a lot of pot movies before we did this [Pineapple Express]. My favorites were always the characters in movies that… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
“A broom that was almost never used was leaned up against the wall. He took it and started to sweep. Dust flew… — John Ajvide Lindqvist Copy Share Image
In his extreme youth Stoner had thought of love as an absolute state of being to which, if one were lucky, one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Because in the long run' Stoner said, 'it isn't Edith or even Grace, or the certainty of losing Grace, that keeps me… — John Williams Copy Share Image
“Stoner was one of the pallbearers at the funeral. At the services he could not keep his mind on the words the… — John Williams Copy Share Image
Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is Saturday. It is to be like a… — John Rosevear Copy Share Image
“He had a glimpse at the figure that flitted through the smoking rooms and pages of cheap fiction -a pitiable fellow in… — John Williams Copy Share Image
“I think you're crazy good at this survival stuff, Cary." His shoulders sag. He gives me a small, relieved smile and we… — Courtney Summers Copy Share Image
I get a message from Stephen Falk saying, "Hey, if I wrote a part for you in You're The Worst, would you… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
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