Ever noticed that people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I picture him, in those few seconds in between the fences, a stoner grin on his face, high at the thought that… — Ronald Cotton Copy Share Image
How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm… — Afroman Copy Share Image
You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer that indo high makes me fly. — Bone Thugs N Harmony Copy Share Image
When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of weed. Everything I need, leave it to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, youll add eight to 24 years to your life. — Jack Herer Copy Share Image
You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about? — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
We're all addicts; we inhale and exhale, without air we can't live. But then, we're all different; I like to inhale C21H30O2,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I think you're crazy good at this survival stuff, Cary." His shoulders sag. He gives me a small, relieved smile and we… — Courtney Summers Copy Share Image
If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me. — Bone Thugs N Harmony Copy Share Image
Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The thing that would make me happy is to live in Geoffrey Stoner’s world.” — Melinda Heald Copy Share Image
The book that made me cry hardest was 'Stoner,' by John Williams. — Stephen McCauley Copy Share Image
I'm sorry... I cant get back to you right now, am currently stoned out. — Aruho Marvin Copy Share Image
Always take your drivers license pic STONED, that way whenever you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
@LonerStoner.~ Rate:10 Tbh:Yur chill a'f, yur a stoner like me, idk u that much fun to talk to,fuckin crazy — 13 Sur Copy Share Image
Grandma...little do you know that all the money you keep giving me is being spent on weed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shades on, Polo white T. Me leaving here alone? Thats unlikely. Not a stoner bitch, but she like me. Tryna get that… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
I'm submitting all of you pot smokers and your pot Instragram photographs to your schools and jobs. Happy 420! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
