I hope thousands of wildly intoxicated revelers don't interfere with your low-key St. Patrick's Day birthday plans. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish you a very sweet and Happy St. Patrick's Day. May God bless you with loads of luck, joy and prosperity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All I ask is that you wait until after St. Patrick's Day if you happen to be planning my intervention. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick's Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is the one holiday where our full-blown alcoholism could possibly go undetected. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Catch hold of a leprechaun and don't let go,for he will tell you the address of the gold that is unknown. Happy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the world go green with envy, seeing the luck you will have from today. Happy St.Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm starting a drunken brawl with the first person today who stereotypes the Irish. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May you receive my good wishes. May you receive my warm thoughts.May you receive my prayers for you.May you know that I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May you make more of friends, and no enemies.May you make more money,and lose none.May you get blessed on St. Patrick's Day… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May you and your loved ones be blessed in abundance. May the ray of wisdom and hope always be shinning above you.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's day is not only about wearing green. It is about following his preachings and practicing them in real life. Have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy St. Patrick's Day to an Irish relative who came here with a dream of equality and now wants to move back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the constant references to leprechauns this time of year not be a painful reminder of how short and possibly gay your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This St. Patrick's Day, let's discuss whether we'd rather sleep with Colin Farrell, Gabriel Byrne, or Bono before making out with someone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember not to ruin your St. Patrick's Day by reading or watching anything related to the history of Ireland. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy St Patrick's Day May the Irish luck be yours, on St.Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to Hollywood not bothering to make an unwatchable star-studded romantic comedy called St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm excited for the one day of the year when green's meaning shifts from saving the environment to polluting our major organs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May Siri be able to decipher your slurred requests for bar locations this St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Paint yourself green and search for the hidden pot of gold. It is St. Patrick's Day. Have a Happy Feast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time, a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summer's magic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Irish blessings to you and your loved ones. wishing you a very Happy St. Patrick's Feast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm giving up drinking for Lent and giving up Lent for St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's unfortunate that your inevitable attempt at an Irish jig this St. Patrick's Day will likely bring our friendship to an end. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the luck and joy shine on you, today and everyday. I wish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish you a day filled with barrels of beers, pots of gold and loads of happiness. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I refuse to be told what color to wear unless it's by pretty much any fashion magazine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your life be filled with good luck, love and success. Have a great St. Patrick's feast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't search for a four-leaf clover. Good luck is shinning right above you. All you got to do, is believe. Happy St.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day wasn't the closest you'll come this year to eating a vegetable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May lady luck shine on you. May you get the machine that makes Gold for you. Wishing you good luck on St.Patrick's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I give you my good wishes, warm thoughts and honest prayers. May you get blessed on this St. Patrick's Day. Enjoy! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Save money this St. Patrick's Day by passing out as fast as humanly possible. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you, Good luck, blessings and happiness, for today and every day. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's rise to the challenge of still being too hungover for work two days after St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish you luck, blessings, joy and fun, for today and forever. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will forever be haunted by your attempt to order a complicated drink at a packed bar on St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
