Luck, Prosperity. Friends & Beer!!! Wishing you a Happy St.Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We decided it would be best to confiscate anything that allows you to tweet or take photos this St. Patricks Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It saddens me to think this may be the first St. Patrick's Day I won't be urinating in public with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd appreciate it if you kissed me today even if it's just based on my ethnicity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amateur night for drinkers so I'm going home to quietly intoxicate myself into a decrepit stupor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your appalling St. Patrick's Day behavior not end up in a massive viral video demanding you be brought to justice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's drink this St. Patrick's Day like we just publicly resigned from Goldman Sachs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May misery run away from you. May happiness come towards you. May you get everything you want, always. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry our country has no better way to honor your people's heritage than with a green fast food milkshake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Leave all your worries behind. Smile, because life is a gift. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is nothing like, good luck or bad luck. We mold our own fortune. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's no gentle way to tell you that you're the designated driver on St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's worship someone who possibly banished non-existent snakes from Ireland. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm glad it's understood that St. Patrick's Day takes precedence over your birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you barrels of Beer. Wishing you pots of Gold. Wishing you all good luck. Happy St.Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's celebrate a proud Irish tradition by drinking shameful American beers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not wearing green today simply means you hate Christ or possibly wearing green. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May St. Patrick shower you with the gifts of wisdom and knowledge. Have a happy St. Patrick's feast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day. May you have a great day, filled with friends, fun, smiles and beers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
