“Your ancient enemy is basically just a really, really big squirrel” — Sebastien de Castell Copy Share Image
Humanity appreciates truth about as much as a squirrel appreciates silver. — Vernon Howard Copy Share Image
“There's a reason Bath & Body Works doesn't have a line of products called Huge Fucking Squirrel.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
My dad liked to boil a squirrel head and suck the brains out the nose. Smaller than a chicken, bigger than a… — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
“Why waste your final hours racing about your cage denying you're a squirrel?” — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
I have great instincts, like the instincts of a squirrel. You know, like when you're driving and a squirrel stops in the… — Simon Helberg Copy Share Image
You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
“And so when the scar wraith approached him, he took a diagonal step backward putting himself behind Squirrel like a king retreating… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I'm not squeamish at all. As a child I dragged a dead squirrel home on my skateboard and cut it open and… — Jessica Biel Copy Share Image
I'm a big believer in small, dark, cozy bedrooms. I would describe myself as introspective - I feel things first, and then… — Michael Bastian Copy Share Image
“A man could shoot a squirrel out of a tree from a distance of sixty feet. But he couldn't vomit into a… — Maggie Osborne Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... in it, I tried to sell a squirrel a deposit box to store his… — Marshall Ramsay Copy Share Image
Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? 'Sweetheart,… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They're dangerous. It's rare. I've torn most of the… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“Not much goes on in the mind of a squirrel. Huge portions of what is loosely termed "the squirrel brain" are given… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
Istanbul in the snow is a wonder. The extravagant pleasures on show in the Topkapi Palace Museum - the sultan's robes thickly… — Bettany Hughes Copy Share Image
“I watch a small tree squirrel, basking in the early morning sun, in my garden, and smile. No longer do I feel… — Bhuwan Thapaliya Copy Share Image
I go into it with the attitude that I'm not going to look at my leg, and as soon as they get… — Tony Stewart Copy Share Image
“I can see every day that a squirrel's perfectly at home in a world of trees. But imagine taking that squirrel and… — Mira Kirshenbaum Copy Share Image
There's got to be a moment when that baby [flying] squirrel looks from the end of one branch to the tree six… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
The nice thing about Squirrel Girl is that she's smart, and she looks for situations that don't necessarily involve punching people all… — Ryan North Copy Share Image
“I won't always be the odd ones going round and round in our owe little squirrel cage!” — Corinne Willis Copy Share Image
A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
“Nugget?" said Micah, offering a lump to Toby. "Thanks," said Toby. He took a bite and chewed thoughtfully. "I think maybe it… — Ridley Pearson Copy Share Image
Life is complicated, stupid, confusing and annoying. Why couldn't I have been a squirrel? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No one knew about the squirrel’s skull beneath Briony bed, but no one wanted to know. — Ian Mcewan Copy Share Image
My goal is for a complete collection of 'Squirrel Girl' comics to be equivalent to a C.S. bachelor degree. Now there's a… — Ryan North Copy Share Image
“I know my name's Squirrelpaw, but I never thought I'd wish that I WAS a squirrel!” — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
I don't know if I have sexual magnetism or animal magnetism, though sometimes I'll find a squirrel stuck to my forehead. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Squirrel Girl is basically a Silver Age character in the modern age, and that makes her a fish out of water in… — Ryan North Copy Share Image
“Ariq’s fingers caught in her hair, tugged her close. “This is why,” he said roughly against her lips. “This is why I… — Meljean Brook Copy Share Image
We are the biggest sissies in the jungle. Every other animal is stronger than we are - they have fangs, they have… — Christopher McDougall Copy Share Image
When one's dead, one's dead... This squirrel will become earth all in his time. And still later on, there'll grow new trees… — Tove Jansson Copy Share Image
![“There's got to be a moment when that baby [flying] squirrel looks from the end of one branch to the tree six feet away and thinks twice about making a leap. Falling in love is no different; it's the moment that we close our eyes and throw away everything that seems reasonable and hope to God…” quote by Jodi Picoult](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/e7b/jodi-picoult-45_baby_there-s-got-to-be-a-moment-when-that-bab_2783362.jpg)
