I Just tasered a squirrel and now it's on the floor being a drama queen. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I am a crazy, rabid squirrel! I want my cookies!” — Hammy, the Squirrel” — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
That's how to make a stand-up comedian: You take a person who is uncomfortable and try to squirrel their way out of… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
You are the definition of a squirrel... your only happy when you have nuts in your mouth — Dominique Young Unique Copy Share Image
Groundhog Day: 'This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We were of thirteen minds, like a tree, in which there is one Red-tail and eleven squirrel parts.” — Cameron Conaway Copy Share Image
No one knew about the squirrel’s skull beneath her bed, but no one wanted to know. — Ian Mcewan Copy Share Image
“I want you to use your misplaced acorn of a brain before the squirrel comes looking for it again.” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
A squirrel is the same as a can, when there's a bb gun in my hand. Can't you see that I am… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
The squirrel has not yet found the acorn that will grow to the oak that will be cut to form the cradle… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Our flying squirrel is in no proper sense a flyer. On the ground, he is more helpless than a chipmunk, because less… — John Burroughs Copy Share Image
“She was his potchke, his fleutchke, his notchke, his motchke, his everything that the speech of St. Botolphs left unexpressed. She was… — John Cheever Copy Share Image
“It was one of those moments when everything is out of balance, I suppose, and just watching an odd thing seems to… — Colum McCann Copy Share Image
The idea is that there is a kind of memory in nature. Each kind of thing has a collective memory. So, take… — Rupert Sheldrake Copy Share Image
My first job was as a treetopper, and I was so damn good at it they called me 'Squirrel.' And then I… — Hal Needham Copy Share Image
The growth of things like 'meme coins' on everything from Trump to DOGE to Peanut the Squirrel are about flashy headlines and… — Ruben Gallego Copy Share Image
“My author role model is Kurata Misako. I want to be rich enough to drive from room to room in my home… — Christy Leigh Stewart Copy Share Image
“After tail spinning into chaos, one needs a bolt-hole, to resource and ‘challenge’ oneself, break free from the haunting constrictions, squirrel back… — Erik Pevernagie Copy Share Image
“A nurse’s aid threw the contents of a patient’s water glass out a window, the mass of water hitting the ground dislodging… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
One reason, doubtless, why squirrels are so bold and reckless in leaping through the trees is that, if they miss their hold… — John Burroughs Copy Share Image
“Fable The mountain and the squirrel Had a quarrel, And the former called the latter, "little prig ": Bun replied, "You are… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“and only the sound of a chattering squirrel met her ears. If she were to fall, only the twittering birds would laugh… — Stephenia H. McGee Copy Share Image
“A squirrel flies in," said Dr. Meescham. "This I did not expect at all. It is what I love about life, that… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
Come on," Alec said, already stomping down the ramp. "Let's find us a squirrel." He swept the weapon back and forth as… — James Dashner Copy Share Image
“So then they’d snuggled up to each other, naked, and started to talk. Ezra told her about the time he was six… — Sara Shepard Copy Share Image
