“But I'm not dead," Blue pointed out. "BUT YOU ARE PRETTY SHORT.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
Fat people fall faster but short people are closer to the ground so it all balances out in the end. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I were to die tomorrow, I think they'd say Newman 56, composer of the hit song, Short People. Jumped off a… — Randy Newman Copy Share Image
When you've heard every short people joke possible, but people tell you them anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have always been short, and most people want to be taller. That's sort of a thing, but I love being short. — Beanie Feldstein Copy Share Image
God blessed me with a lot of heart and no height, and I’ll take that any day, — Nate Robinson Copy Share Image
I hate when short people complain about finding pants, like uh try being tall. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Short people don't realize how easy they have it when they want to look at themselves in full body mirrors. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Short people, tall people, people with glasses, The bottom line is I'll whip all your asses. — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
I've always looked like I have a sort of bad-boy image as Too Short. People take that for face value. I kind… — Too Short Copy Share Image
“Back-to-back", Bayard replied, and Grimm felt the sudden, wiry pressure of the other man's shoulders pressed against the middle of his back.… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Yeah, beware the small man... Always beware the small man. He'll fuck you every time. Because they never forget, do they? All… — John Niven Copy Share Image
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend's houses, favorite… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
I live in rural New Hampshire, and we are, frankly, short on people who are black, gay, Jewish, and Hispanic. In fact,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Well, when I walk behind short people I feel like I'm going to fall over because I start taking these little steps,… — Venus Williams Copy Share Image
Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I… — Mark McKinney Copy Share Image
What we need to do is get rid of 'men's' and 'women's' sections and make sections that are, like, 'dresses for tall… — Asia Kate Dillon Copy Share Image
“All that history, the love & laughter, is designed for youth. It is what keeps the story of who we are alive… — Elsie Love E. B. Loan Copy Share Image
“My brain hurt like a warehouse It had no room to spare I had to cram so many things to store everything… — David Bowie Copy Share Image
Yo mamma is so short she poses for trophies! Yo mamma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers… — Nate Copy Share Image
Maybe divisions like that are easy for people to accept, because then you don't have to make an effort to understand people… — Burhan Sonmez Copy Share Image
My great hope for us as young women is to start being kinder to ourselves so that we can be kinder to… — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
Racism is not about hurtful words, bruised feelings, political correctness, or refusing to call short people 'vertically challenged.' Racism is about the… — Dave Zirin Copy Share Image
I'm in trouble if they can't, because everyone's taller than me, and if that's true, that means I can't have any friends!… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
Stop with the god damn bully already if you wanna pick on someone come up to me and fight no matter if… — Tony Tran Copy Share Image
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